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BMW Spells Schadenfreude Nov. 11th, 2009 @ 08:50 am
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“I just drove by a motorcycle cop giving a guy in a BMWw a speeding ticket. Most pure unadulterated moment of schadenfreude I have ever had. If anybody fucking deserved it, it was that guy. Beemer drivers, fucking pricks. I have no sympathy whatsoever not even like a fellow human being {not sure of the last bit}. No, no, no, none whatsoever. He was an asshole, I have no doubt of it and he got exactly what he deserved, and I smiled inside and out at this most beautiful moment.”

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Today's Twitter Digest: Nov. 10th, 2009 @ 10:01 pm
Today's Tweets:

  • 23:38 The WalMart I go to on my way home when I need something after normal hours took away it's plastic bag return! Bastardos! #
  • 01:43 xahahahhahahha!: bit.ly/3zvVS #
  • 01:59 This is why I don't socialize with coworkers: bit.ly/wH79p #
  • 03:09 Wikipedia really does know everything... bit.ly/1eC5Wa #
  • 04:41 I haven't heard this one in a while: "In Vermont we have four seasons: almost winter, winter, still winter, and construction." #
  • 06
    :18     Big Bang Theory: "Here. Eat this cheese without farting and you can sleep with my sister." #
  • 07:01 My laptop is really starting to show it's age. I wish I could afford to upgrade it. #
  • 07:48 You can tell that the Palm Pre is a Linux based device... it takes fucking ages to reboot. #
  • 07:56 The wireless connection manager in Windows XP fucking sucks ass. #
  • 07:57 The UI is fine, but it just utterly fails silently when I try to troubleshoot problems with a connection. #
  • 08:47 Still no luck getting the netbook to play nice with the Pre. Anyone got an idea wha
    t's up with that...? #
  • 08:48 I need a power cord from a broken device. If anyone can spare a cord hacked off of an ungrounded 120VAC appliance, I'd appreciate it. #
  • 08:52 Speaking of the netbook, I am sick and fucking tired of it's battery discharging completely within 48hrs even if it's OFF. Why, why, WHY?! #
  • 08:53 Having to hook the damned thing up to AC power defeats thhe entire goddamned point of it's existence! #
  • 18:20 Matt just started to say "So, if you know someone's a Jew..." he's such a fucking racist, it makes me feel better about myself. #
  • 18:43 You s
    ay teh-kee-lah, I say teh-kill-yah! #
  • 19:54 I just realized that Craig's woman looks like a slighty prettier version of Chris Farley in drag. #
  • 20:04 Holy shit, Keebler's Club crackers are amazing. They've got to be making these things with crack as part of the recipie! #
  • 20:42 Man, this guy (a regular here) isso racist. #
  • 21:09 Holy shit, this guy's still going on his tirade. Very very awkward. #
  • 22:00 Fun facts: a goldfish has a memory capacity of 15 seconds.

    A female goldfish is called a "twit", as a female dog is a "bitch". #
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Today's Twitter Digest: Nov. 9th, 2009 @ 10:01 pm
Today's Tweets:

  • 23:30 To this day, I can't say or see Chianti without thinking of that scene from Silence Of The Lambs. #
  • 00:46 I realized I was a fatass when I noticed that the size of my neck had noticeably increased. #
  • 05:11 Magic Johnson isn't dead from the AIDS yet?! What the fuck?! #
  • 17:06 I hate when people lie to me. I just had a customer insist that "they always" just match prices without an ad. I call bullshit. #
  • 20:25 Slow Mondays are sloooooooow. #
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Today's Twitter Digest: Nov. 8th, 2009 @ 10:01 pm
Today's Tweets:

  • 22:35 Okay, two different gay men hit on me tonight. This is kind of disturbing... #
  • 23:55 Party people piss me off. I feel like such an old man. #
  • 23:58 People that call me by name (that I'm not also on a first-name basis with) irk me. I don't call you by name when I see your I.D.! #
  • 00:32 A late night tonight, picking up the pieces. #
  • 00:34 One of the things I've learned from this job: never stay in a hotel walking distsnce from a liquor store. #
  • 01:29 Man, the beer cooler is fucked tonight! #
  • 02:05 I've been (and will be) closing a lot lately. I think it's turning me back into a night owl. #
  • 02:52 Gives a new meaning to "on the rocks": www.thinkgeek.com/homeoffice/kitchen/ba37/ #
  • 05:31 Shit, I didn't realize it had gotten this late! I still have to do three loads of laundry, I have NO clean work clothes. FUCK! #
  • 06:03 Got my first accurate Sprint bill. Less than $72, down from the $85 I was paying before the changeover. Me likey. #
  • 09:38 Time for el sleepinating. #</ li>
  • 16:24 Californians are fucking douchebags. #
  • 17:12 There are black people living in Canada?! Holy crap, it's almost as much of a mindfuck as british black folks. #
  • 20:14 I'm starting to switch over from apathy about football to an active dislike. #
  • 21:12 There are Canadians among us. They think they can blend in, but I can pick them out in a crowd. #
  • 21:18 "I put my DICK in the cheesy poofs!" #
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Today's Twitter Digest: Nov. 7th, 2009 @ 10:00 pm
Today's Tweets:

  • 00:13 Fuck Fridays. #
  • 01:16 It has been a shitty and frustrating day. I think I shall order a pizza and have a few drinks tonight. #
  • 02:49 Good pizza. Yum. #
  • 20:46 Saturdays are no better than Fridays. I hope when Eddie dies, I don't get stuck perminantly on his close shifts... They suck. #
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Today's Twitter Digest: Nov. 6th, 2009 @ 10:00 pm
Today's Tweets:

  • 14:06 Got home last night and promptly died on the couch. Only woke up enough times to quiet the screeching cat and stagger to the bed. #
  • 15:26 Time for work. UGH. #
  • 15:32 Everyone always goes on and on about how "tragic" random shootings are. What if the "victim" fucking deserved it? #
  • 20:45 I really fucking hate Fridays. #
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Today's Twitter Digest: Nov. 5th, 2009 @ 10:01 pm
Today's Tweets:

  • 03:22 "Ah, New Zealand. Australia's Canada." #
  • 07:23 About to head out. God, early mornings suck. #
  • 08:34 Just saw a billboard ptomoting atheism in Florida. I feel less like the long sane person now. #
  • 10:54 Bolding going. #
  • 11:34 Just got to meet astronaut Mark Lee. Very cool. #
  • 11:50 Waiting for the tour bus. #
  • 13:34 NASA's vehicle assembly building never fails to inspire awe. #
  • 16:55 The Shuttle Launch Experience was amazing. #
  • 17:28 Shaping up to have been a long and fulfilling day. #
  • 20:31 Old people are funny. #
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Today's Twitter Digest: Nov. 3rd, 2009 @ 10:02 pm
Today's Tweets:

  • 02:04 RT @luis2010 Out of Control Forklift Driver Destroys Vodka Warehouse [VIDEO] ow.ly/15Z25I --Wow. #
  • 02:17 RT @chrispirillo Today's Analogy: "Stands out like a shithouse on a raft." (@Genuine) #
  • 02:18 The only things I did on my day off were: sleep, pay rent, take trash out, and sleep. My life is fucking boring. #
  • 04:13 Jesus, pre-sale tickets to TBPAC's Wonderland musical are $24-60! Fuck, I can't afford that! #
  • 04:29 There is something wrong when tickets to a live stage show are almost 10x the cost of a movie. #
  • 05:37 I saw this Sunday on my way over to SweetBay: twitpic.com/o44af I think if Elvis were still alive, he'd be driving this thing. #
  • 05:38 Yes, that's a white Cadillac Escalade with gold accents and white rims (or covers). #
  • 05:39 &lt;elvis&gt;Thank you, thank you very much!&lt;/elvis&gt; #
  • 05:46 Wow, I've seen my Palm Pre reset itself at least a half dozen times already. Classic is useful, but an unstable pice of crap. #
  • 06:06 I slept late yesterday, and then dozed off on the couch out of boredom a few hours later. Been up since 1AM, and work is in an hour. #
  • 06:10 Yeah, this is going to suck. #
  • 06:11 Coffee, black. #
  • 06:12 When someone says "implants" do you think "borg" or "breast"? #
  • 07:25 Time for work. Yaaaaay. #
  • 10:13 Wayne (our SWS rep) brought us some Cuban coffee this morning. It was tasty. #
  • 10:16 Man, the drunks are coming out early today. #
  • 17:37 Working late today. The only saving grace is that the last hour or so that I'll be here (and
    all of tomorrow) is overtime. #
  • 18:35 Been awake since 1AM, and at work since 8. I'm a fucking zombie. #
  • 19:01 Bringing boxes to the box lady. Took her up on her offer of food, I haven't had it in a while. Her shrimp eggrolls are amazing! #
  • 19:04 Christine & Henry (the owners) are some of the nicest people I have ever met. #
  • 19:44 She gave me crab rangoons, too?! &lt;3 &lt;3 &lt;3! #
  • 21:02 Early bed, since I'm fucking drained. #
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Test Post From Classic Nov. 3rd, 2009 @ 05:35 am
As I've mentioned, I installed Classic onto my new phone (a Palm Pre). I'm testing out stuff in it, including the old Palm OS LJ client (which I happen to find a lot easier to use than the LJ web updates).
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Today's Twitter Digest: Nov. 2nd, 2009 @ 10:02 pm
Today's Tweets:

  • 03:56 There's a winery in St. Pete that makes all sorts of exotic fruit wines. Pineapple, banana, key lime, and even tomato and carrot wines! #
  • 03:56 Here's a link to the website of the aforementioned winery: www.floridawine.com/introduction.htm #
  • 04:02 I need a quieter blender so I can make margaritas in the middle of the night without waking my neighbors. Or my own home. Either way works. #
  • 16:30 The next logical step for airlines: bit.ly/4aXWQm #
  • 17:15 I feel so fat and have so little energy lately. I never realized how muc
    h I'd miss the daily "workout" at Target after I left... #
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Today's Twitter Digest: Nov. 1st, 2009 @ 10:02 pm
Today's Tweets:

  • 00:18 Finally closed. Lots of underage kids with their of-age friends tonight. Long fuckin' night. Can't wait to get home. #
  • 01:59 Finally going home. The beer cooler took a fucking hour and a half. #
  • 02:42 Best costume of the night (by far): twitpic.com/nu9o8 #
  • 03:18 Yellow rice & Margaritas. Dinner of champions! #
  • 03:58 What the fuck...? www.shakeweight.com #
  • 04:00 Saw a billboard for a new musical called "Wonderland" being produced for TPAC
    . I might just have to check this out. bit.ly/1ttMbO #
  • 04:01 Hm, 2,415 Tweets. I wonder which Twitter user has tweeted the most? #
  • 04:03 "Make you rise an hour early, just like daylight savings time" #
  • 18:31 Walking over to SweetBay on Sundays is getting to be almost routine. #
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Today's Twitter Digest: Oct. 31st, 2009 @ 10:01 pm
Today's Tweets:

  • 23:58 I hate football games. Fucking drunk-ass hood rats. #
  • 00:30 "We are dead, and this... Is... Hell." #
  • 01:16 Eddie better not die yet. We need to line up a replacement clerk first. I like overtime, but 12hr days are going to get old after a while. #
  • 01:52 RT @luis2010 Nokia Gives Up on N-Gage Mobile Gaming Phone ow.ly/15Yv1N --They should've done this five years ago. #
  • 01:54 After today, I don't just want a drink, I NEED a drink. #
  • 04:34 Time for sleep! #
  • 04:36 For me, Twitter is like masturbation. No one I know's really involved with my tweets, but that's not the reason I do it. It's just fun. #
  • 12:30 Work. Can't wait to see the looks on people's faces when they see the Vulcan ears. #
  • 16:59 This radio station is playing a lot of Pink Floyd. I like it. #
  • 20:18 Why oh why do black people love brandy so much?! #
  • 21:08 Most of the comments about the ears have been "oh, I thought those were real". It disappoints me that more people aren't trekkies. #
  • 21:16 twitpic.com/ns61d Live long and party! #
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Voice Post Oct. 31st, 2009 @ 12:58 am
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“Hood rats, beer, beer, beer, football, football, money, money, fucking god, fuck the fucking fuck! UGH! I need a drink.”

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Current Location: I275, South Tampa
State Of Mind: aggravated
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Today's Twitter Digest: Oct. 30th, 2009 @ 10:01 pm
Today's Tweets:

  • 01:05 RT @luis2010 Trillian 4.1 beta for Windows opens up - Trillain 4.1 beta for Windows amps Twitter and Facebook power. ow.ly/15YcDO #
  • 01:20 Playing with the new "lists" Twitter feature. Hm, this might make things easier to follow if someone decides to skeet-tweet. #
  • 02:16 RT @donttrythis learn.genetics.utah.edu/content/begin/cells/scale/
    A VERY cool size comparator. So neat. --Very cool indeed! #
  • 02:24 Though I like Twee(free)'s interface more, it's default-enabled automatic refreshes murder battery life on my phone. #
  • 02:32 I picked up a really cheap ($38) external USB DVD burner at Target tonight. It just occurred to me that this drive might boot my 10.6 DVD! #
  • 02:34 Trying it now. While possible it will work, my expectations aren't high. After all, so much has failed to work... #
  • 02:37 Interesting. It didn't reboot, it appears to doing a "hot upgrade". Good thing I have that TM backup from last week on the G4 server. #
  • 02:39 Looks like it's got about an hour or so to go before I know if it's worked. I think I'm going to fry up some rice and do some other chores. #
  • 02:49 Holy shit, it's actually working?! 10.6 is installing on my machine! #
  • 02:51 Getting this drive was totally worth it. I knew the stock Apple ones were shit, they always are! #
  • 03:22 I has 10.6! Damn, it really was just the shitty Apple optical drives holding me back. #
  • 03:40 So far it's nice. A few little oddities, but nothing majorly breaking. #
  • 04:45 Snow Leopard seems faster and more responsiv
    e under load, somehow. Finder also seems more polished. #
  • 04:52 Interestingly enough, downgrading the version of UltraVNC on the server almost tripled it's responsiveness. Take THAT, @Falconeio ! #
  • 05:00 There must be stuff they unfucked under the hood, too... since the copy dialog feels about twice as fast, if not more #
  • 05:36 Fried rice has become a staple of my diet. It sure beats the hell out of plain white rice with soy sauce. #
  • 08:33 Time for a nap before work. Hoo boy, this is going to fuck me for later today... good thing I picked up those energy drinks at Target! #
  • 08:
    39     As I was about to lie down to sleep, I saw an ambulance (siren on) zoom through the lot of my apartment complex. What the hell...? #
  • 08:39 I say let the unlucky fuck die, I need to sleep! #
  • 21:46 Craig mentioned something about "Win Andy Abernathy's money", and I shot back "Is that like win Ben Stien's Money, but less jewy?" #
  • 21:47 So, Eddie's in the Hospital. I get to work an 11.5hr shift on the piddly 3hrs of sleep I got. I'm so going to die when I get home. #
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Today's Twitter Digest: Oct. 29th, 2009 @ 10:01 pm
Today's Tweets:

  • 23:19 Just about ready to head home from work. #
  • 00:06 Some guy knocked on my door immediately after I got into my apartment. I glanced out the peephole, and decided to ignore him. #
  • 00:12 RT @luis2010 Would You Pay $199 for a Mobile Twitter Device With “Lifetime” Service? ow.ly/15Y17b #
  • 00:13 Broke down some giftsets, got to take home some really nice glassware. The Russian Standard ones are nice, as are the JD Single Barrel ones. #
  • 01:17 iPhone soap?!: bit.ly/10F1dp #

  • 02:41     Interesting read about healthcare around the world: bit.ly/2kHpEb #
  • 03:02 Interesting. I didn't know that Elon Musk was the co-founder of both PayPal and Tesla motors. This guy must have the midas touch. #
  • 03:19 If you want to cry, look at this (SFW) link: bit.ly/1WX53e #
  • 04:30 Have a bunch of misc shit to do, but nothing that can't wait until tomorrow. I just feel like I have no energy right now, very lethargic. #
  • 04:34 Time for sleep. Not sure if there will be a lot of updates tomorrow, since I'll be doing a lot of stuff. #
  • 04:38 There is never enough time in the day, is there? #
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Today's Twitter Digest: Oct. 28th, 2009 @ 10:01 pm
Today's Tweets:

  • 01:00 I want to make fried rice, but I don't really feel like getting up. Hm, decisions, decisions.... #
  • 01:28 Holy. Shit. bit.ly/13IfUY #
  • 02:52 "Life" is for people that don't watch Star Trek. #
  • 02:59 In a related story, I bought my first pair of Vulcan ears, and am planning a TOS-TAS-TNG-DS9-VOY-ENT-movies megamarathon. #
  • 05:44 I hate pre-employment questionnaires. I feel like such a filthy liar after taking them... but if I told the truth, they wouldn't hire me. #
  • 06:13 "Anarchy means
    I can just kill the people that need killing." --Me, to a co-worker #
  • 06:33 Some good news: my upper back/neck is 90% of the way to fully healed from the idiot thing I did. #
  • 06:43 Facebook lets you "like" ads now? What the fuck? #
  • 06:46 Verizon has "fans"?! Whaaaaaa?! #
  • 06:49 Okay, definitely time for sleep. Or at least attempting to do so. #
  • 19:11 I think I'm going to be paying a visit to margaritaville tonight. #
  • 21:56 Can't wait for the Boondock Saints sequel to c
    ome out. #
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This Is Not Filler Oct. 28th, 2009 @ 06:30 am
Just sticking this in here to enlighten you all to the fact that I'm not dead, and that I do still update this from sources other than my Twitter account (via LoudTwitter's auto-publishing).

I've been pretty busy at work. A six-day week this past week, and yesterday a 13hr hour day. Matt (AKA crackhead) is still on vacation, and things are still a bit confused until he gets back. Well, at least until Bill fires him for fucking up again.

I hope to sit down and post a real update sometime soon. Tomorrow, hopefully. The inspiration is starting to strike again. I'd do it now, but as the timestamp on this indicates, I should be in bed already.

I haven't found a decent LJ update app for the Pre yet. Hopefully I can go back to the posts from work once I do. I could do it from the browser, but there's an irritatingly large amount of scrolling doing it that way. I think once I get a chance to install the Classic emulation app that I'll just use the old Palm LJ updater app from within that.

See you mañana, folks.
Current Location: Tampa, FL
State Of Mind: rushed
What's Playing: Marilyn Manson - The Fight Song
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Today's Twitter Digest: Oct. 26th, 2009 @ 10:02 pm
Today's Tweets:

  • 00:55 So, I was working on the car, and singing "I Don't Want To Go To Heaven As Long As They Have Vulcans in Hell". I'm a hopeless nerd. #
  • 01:13 Between the salmon casserole I made for dinner, and the homemade coquito, I must have consumed about a billion calories today. #
  • 02:39 I think I'd make for a bad dolphin, but a pretty good Vulcan. #random #
  • 08:03 I have my phone at work again today. Yaaaaaay! I'm connected to the world so people can ignore me once again! #
  • 09:51 Playing Tetris with cases of Hennessy. Fun fun fun! I just love xmas prep. #</ a>
  • 11:13 twitpic.com/n0v3m The wall of happy: hood rat edition. Yes, that's floor to celing Hennessy. #
  • 16:12 Still at work, still stocking and playing stockroom Tetris. Holy shit, it's getting ugly back there! #
  • 17:42 Still at work. I hate gift sets. And the bastard holiday that spawned their creation, for that matter! #
  • 18:26 I am still (not) dead. #
  • 19:06 I can't believe my phone doesn't have Tearing Up Spacetime (a song) in it yet! I must fix this oversight ASAP! #
  • 19:08 Yes, I am still at work. #
  • 19:40 Finally going home. #
  • 20:15 Home at last! #
  • 20:28 I want this shirt: bit.ly/tLHQC #
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Today's Twitter Digest: Oct. 25th, 2009 @ 10:02 pm
Today's Tweets:

  • 22:21 My back still hurts. This ain't good. #
  • 18:45 I fell asleep around 11PM, and didn't get up until after 4PM the following day. I guess I had more sleep debt than I thought I did. #
  • 19:30 It'd be great if once - just ONCE - I could superglue something without it managing to spill all over my goddamned hands. #
  • 21:20 I feel accomplished today, for a change. #
  • 21:53 Making a Salmon casserole for dinner. I think it's going to turn out well. #
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Today's Twitter Digest: Oct. 24th, 2009 @ 10:01 pm
Today's Tweets:

  • 22:22 Mmmmm.... sandwich. #
  • 22:24 Made a hoagie out of a loaf of Cuban bread, 1.5 packages of veggie patties, six slices of cheese, some mayo and a bag of salad veggies. #
  • 22:40 Wow, just... wow: ow.ly/w3PS #
  • 23:02 Finished that giant sandwich in one sitting. It was delicious. #
  • 00:45 A short while back I got an invite to Google Voice, and I just found that there's a decent app for the Pre. So, I'm going to start using it. #
  • 00:46 My Google Voice phone number is: (813) 421-0368 #
  • 00:59 Testing a new Twitter client for my phone. Here's a photo of Ford: twitpic.com/mp3f6 #
  • 01:46 I think I like Twee more than Tweed. Silly, silly names! #
  • 02:07 I think I hurt my back trying to fix the cigar room door. Metal-on-metal grinding when it opens and closes is a bit much, and I had to try. #
  • 02:58 I'm a bad person. I laughed so fucking hard at this: bit.ly/1Dfgkl #
  • 03:26 Remind me not to try to fix anything via brute force in the future. My back's smarting from the compression. I can only hope it's temporary. #
  • 04:35 For the fucking life of me, I cannot seem to get the netbook's XP to connect to the Palm Pre via wifi. What the fuck? #
  • 21:43 I accidentally left my phone sitting on my desk. I felt like I was missing a limb or a part of my brain today at work. #
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