Babble Babble Bitch Bitch

BMW Spells Schadenfreude

2009-11-11T13:50:49Z

Today's Twitter Digest:

2009-11-11T03:01:16Z

Today's Tweets:

23:38 The WalMart I go to on my way home when I need something after normal hours took away it's plastic bag return! Bastardos! #
01:43 xahahahhahahha!: bit.ly/3zvVS #
01:59 This is why I don't socialize with coworkers: bit.ly/wH79p #
03:09 Wikipedia really does know everything... bit.ly/1eC5Wa #
04:41 I haven't heard this one in a while: "In Vermont we have four seasons: almost winter, winter, still winter, and construction." #
06
:18 Big Bang Theory: "Here. Eat this cheese without farting and you can sleep with my sister." #
07:01 My laptop is really starting to show it's age. I wish I could afford to upgrade it. #
07:48 You can tell that the Palm Pre is a Linux based device... it takes fucking ages to reboot. #
07:56 The wireless connection manager in Windows XP fucking sucks ass. #
07:57 The UI is fine, but it just utterly fails silently when I try to troubleshoot problems with a connection. #
08:47 Still no luck getting the netbook to play nice with the Pre. Anyone got an idea wha
t's up with that...? #
08:48 I need a power cord from a broken device. If anyone can spare a cord hacked off of an ungrounded 120VAC appliance, I'd appreciate it. #
08:52 Speaking of the netbook, I am sick and fucking tired of it's battery discharging completely within 48hrs even if it's OFF. Why, why, WHY?! #
08:53 Having to hook the damned thing up to AC power defeats thhe entire goddamned point of it's existence! #
18:20 Matt just started to say "So, if you know someone's a Jew..." he's such a fucking racist, it makes me feel better about myself. #
18:43 You s
ay teh-kee-lah, I say teh-kill-yah! #
19:54 I just realized that Craig's woman looks like a slighty prettier version of Chris Farley in drag. #
20:04 Holy shit, Keebler's Club crackers are amazing. They've got to be making these things with crack as part of the recipie! #
20:42 Man, this guy (a regular here) isso racist. #
21:09 Holy shit, this guy's still going on his tirade. Very very awkward. #
22:00 Fun facts: a goldfish has a memory capacity of 15 seconds.

A female goldfish is called a "twit", as a female dog is a "bitch". #

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Today's Twitter Digest:

2009-11-10T03:01:04Z

Today's Tweets:

23:30 To this day, I can't say or see Chianti without thinking of that scene from Silence Of The Lambs. #
00:46 I realized I was a fatass when I noticed that the size of my neck had noticeably increased. #
05:11 Magic Johnson isn't dead from the AIDS yet?! What the fuck?! #
17:06 I hate when people lie to me. I just had a customer insist that "they always" just match prices without an ad. I call bullshit. #
20:25 Slow Mondays are sloooooooow. #

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Today's Twitter Digest:

2009-11-09T03:01:00Z

Today's Tweets:

22:35 Okay, two different gay men hit on me tonight. This is kind of disturbing... #
23:55 Party people piss me off. I feel like such an old man. #
23:58 People that call me by name (that I'm not also on a first-name basis with) irk me. I don't call you by name when I see your I.D.! #
00:32 A late night tonight, picking up the pieces. #
00:34 One of the things I've learned from this job: never stay in a hotel walking distsnce from a liquor store. #
01:29 Man, the beer cooler is fucked tonight! #
02:05 I've been (and will be) closing a lot lately. I think it's turning me back into a night owl. #
02:52 Gives a new meaning to "on the rocks": www.thinkgeek.com/homeoffice/kitchen/ba37/ #
05:31 Shit, I didn't realize it had gotten this late! I still have to do three loads of laundry, I have NO clean work clothes. FUCK! #
06:03 Got my first accurate Sprint bill. Less than $72, down from the $85 I was paying before the changeover. Me likey. #
09:38 Time for el sleepinating. #</ li>
16:24 Californians are fucking douchebags. #
17:12 There are black people living in Canada?! Holy crap, it's almost as much of a mindfuck as british black folks. #
20:14 I'm starting to switch over from apathy about football to an active dislike. #
21:12 There are Canadians among us. They think they can blend in, but I can pick them out in a crowd. #
21:18 "I put my DICK in the cheesy poofs!" #

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Today's Twitter Digest:

2009-11-08T03:00:55Z

Today's Tweets:

00:13 Fuck Fridays. #
01:16 It has been a shitty and frustrating day. I think I shall order a pizza and have a few drinks tonight. #
02:49 Good pizza. Yum. #
20:46 Saturdays are no better than Fridays. I hope when Eddie dies, I don't get stuck perminantly on his close shifts... They suck. #

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Today's Twitter Digest:

2009-11-07T03:00:56Z

Today's Tweets:

14:06 Got home last night and promptly died on the couch. Only woke up enough times to quiet the screeching cat and stagger to the bed. #
15:26 Time for work. UGH. #
15:32 Everyone always goes on and on about how "tragic" random shootings are. What if the "victim" fucking deserved it? #
20:45 I really fucking hate Fridays. #

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Today's Twitter Digest:

2009-11-06T03:01:08Z

Today's Tweets:

03:22 "Ah, New Zealand. Australia's Canada." #
07:23 About to head out. God, early mornings suck. #
08:34 Just saw a billboard ptomoting atheism in Florida. I feel less like the long sane person now. #
10:54 Bolding going. #
11:34 Just got to meet astronaut Mark Lee. Very cool. #
11:50 Waiting for the tour bus. #
13:34 NASA's vehicle assembly building never fails to inspire awe. #
16:55 The Shuttle Launch Experience was amazing. #
17:28 Shaping up to have been a long and fulfilling day. #
20:31 Old people are funny. #

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Today's Twitter Digest:

2009-11-04T03:02:32Z

Today's Tweets:

02:04 RT @luis2010 Out of Control Forklift Driver Destroys Vodka Warehouse [VIDEO] ow.ly/15Z25I --Wow. #
02:17 RT @chrispirillo Today's Analogy: "Stands out like a shithouse on a raft." (@Genuine) #
02:18 The only things I did on my day off were: sleep, pay rent, take trash out, and sleep. My life is fucking boring. #
04:13 Jesus, pre-sale tickets to TBPAC's Wonderland musical are $24-60! Fuck, I can't afford that! #
04:29 There is something wrong when tickets to a live stage show are almost 10x the cost of a movie. #
05:37 I saw this Sunday on my way over to SweetBay: twitpic.com/o44af I think if Elvis were still alive, he'd be driving this thing. #
05:38 Yes, that's a white Cadillac Escalade with gold accents and white rims (or covers). #
05:39 <elvis>Thank you, thank you very much!</elvis> #
05:46 Wow, I've seen my Palm Pre reset itself at least a half dozen times already. Classic is useful, but an unstable pice of crap. #
06:06 I slept late yesterday, and then dozed off on the couch out of boredom a few hours later. Been up since 1AM, and work is in an hour. #
06:10 Yeah, this is going to suck. #
06:11 Coffee, black. #
06:12 When someone says "implants" do you think "borg" or "breast"? #
07:25 Time for work. Yaaaaay. #
10:13 Wayne (our SWS rep) brought us some Cuban coffee this morning. It was tasty. #
10:16 Man, the drunks are coming out early today. #
17:37 Working late today. The only saving grace is that the last hour or so that I'll be here (and
all of tomorrow) is overtime. #
18:35 Been awake since 1AM, and at work since 8. I'm a fucking zombie. #
19:01 Bringing boxes to the box lady. Took her up on her offer of food, I haven't had it in a while. Her shrimp eggrolls are amazing! #
19:04 Christine & Henry (the owners) are some of the nicest people I have ever met. #
19:44 She gave me crab rangoons, too?! <3 <3 <3! #
21:02 Early bed, since I'm fucking drained. #

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Test Post From Classic

2009-11-03T10:35:37Z

As I've mentioned, I installed Classic onto my new phone (a Palm Pre). I'm testing out stuff in it, including the old Palm OS LJ client (which I happen to find a lot easier to use than the LJ web updates).

Today's Twitter Digest:

2009-11-03T03:02:04Z

Today's Tweets:

03:56 There's a winery in St. Pete that makes all sorts of exotic fruit wines. Pineapple, banana, key lime, and even tomato and carrot wines! #
03:56 Here's a link to the website of the aforementioned winery: www.floridawine.com/introduction.htm #
04:02 I need a quieter blender so I can make margaritas in the middle of the night without waking my neighbors. Or my own home. Either way works. #
16:30 The next logical step for airlines: bit.ly/4aXWQm #
17:15 I feel so fat and have so little energy lately. I never realized how muc
h I'd miss the daily "workout" at Target after I left... #

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Today's Twitter Digest:

2009-11-02T03:02:01Z

Today's Tweets:

00:18 Finally closed. Lots of underage kids with their of-age friends tonight. Long fuckin' night. Can't wait to get home. #
01:59 Finally going home. The beer cooler took a fucking hour and a half. #
02:42 Best costume of the night (by far): twitpic.com/nu9o8 #
03:18 Yellow rice & Margaritas. Dinner of champions! #
03:58 What the fuck...? www.shakeweight.com #
04:00 Saw a billboard for a new musical called "Wonderland" being produced for TPAC
. I might just have to check this out. bit.ly/1ttMbO #
04:01 Hm, 2,415 Tweets. I wonder which Twitter user has tweeted the most? #
04:03 "Make you rise an hour early, just like daylight savings time" #
18:31 Walking over to SweetBay on Sundays is getting to be almost routine. #

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Today's Twitter Digest:

2009-11-01T02:01:26Z

Today's Tweets:

23:58 I hate football games. Fucking drunk-ass hood rats. #
00:30 "We are dead, and this... Is... Hell." #
01:16 Eddie better not die yet. We need to line up a replacement clerk first. I like overtime, but 12hr days are going to get old after a while. #
01:52 RT @luis2010 Nokia Gives Up on N-Gage Mobile Gaming Phone ow.ly/15Yv1N --They should've done this five years ago. #
01:54 After today, I don't just want a drink, I NEED a drink. #
04:34 Time for sleep! #
04:36 For me, Twitter is like masturbation. No one I know's really involved with my tweets, but that's not the reason I do it. It's just fun. #
12:30 Work. Can't wait to see the looks on people's faces when they see the Vulcan ears. #
16:59 This radio station is playing a lot of Pink Floyd. I like it. #
20:18 Why oh why do black people love brandy so much?! #
21:08 Most of the comments about the ears have been "oh, I thought those were real". It disappoints me that more people aren't trekkies. #
21:16 twitpic.com/ns61d Live long and party! #

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Voice Post

2009-10-31T04:58:11Z

Today's Twitter Digest:

2009-10-31T02:01:23Z

Today's Tweets:

01:05 RT @luis2010 Trillian 4.1 beta for Windows opens up - Trillain 4.1 beta for Windows amps Twitter and Facebook power. ow.ly/15YcDO #
01:20 Playing with the new "lists" Twitter feature. Hm, this might make things easier to follow if someone decides to skeet-tweet. #
02:16 RT @donttrythis learn.genetics.utah.edu/content/begin/cells/scale/
A VERY cool size comparator. So neat. --Very cool indeed! #
02:24 Though I like Twee(free)'s interface more, it's default-enabled automatic refreshes murder battery life on my phone. #
02:32 I picked up a really cheap ($38) external USB DVD burner at Target tonight. It just occurred to me that this drive might boot my 10.6 DVD! #
02:34 Trying it now. While possible it will work, my expectations aren't high. After all, so much has failed to work... #
02:37 Interesting. It didn't reboot, it appears to doing a "hot upgrade". Good thing I have that TM backup from last week on the G4 server. #
02:39 Looks like it's got about an hour or so to go before I know if it's worked. I think I'm going to fry up some rice and do some other chores. #
02:49 Holy shit, it's actually working?! 10.6 is installing on my machine! #
02:51 Getting this drive was totally worth it. I knew the stock Apple ones were shit, they always are! #
03:22 I has 10.6! Damn, it really was just the shitty Apple optical drives holding me back. #
03:40 So far it's nice. A few little oddities, but nothing majorly breaking. #
04:45 Snow Leopard seems faster and more responsiv
e under load, somehow. Finder also seems more polished. #
04:52 Interestingly enough, downgrading the version of UltraVNC on the server almost tripled it's responsiveness. Take THAT, @Falconeio ! #
05:00 There must be stuff they unfucked under the hood, too... since the copy dialog feels about twice as fast, if not more #
05:36 Fried rice has become a staple of my diet. It sure beats the hell out of plain white rice with soy sauce. #
08:33 Time for a nap before work. Hoo boy, this is going to fuck me for later today... good thing I picked up those energy drinks at Target! #
08:
39 As I was about to lie down to sleep, I saw an ambulance (siren on) zoom through the lot of my apartment complex. What the hell...? #
08:39 I say let the unlucky fuck die, I need to sleep! #
21:46 Craig mentioned something about "Win Andy Abernathy's money", and I shot back "Is that like win Ben Stien's Money, but less jewy?" #
21:47 So, Eddie's in the Hospital. I get to work an 11.5hr shift on the piddly 3hrs of sleep I got. I'm so going to die when I get home. #

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Today's Twitter Digest:

2009-10-30T02:01:36Z

Today's Tweets:

23:19 Just about ready to head home from work. #
00:06 Some guy knocked on my door immediately after I got into my apartment. I glanced out the peephole, and decided to ignore him. #
00:12 RT @luis2010 Would You Pay $199 for a Mobile Twitter Device With “Lifetime” Service? ow.ly/15Y17b #
00:13 Broke down some giftsets, got to take home some really nice glassware. The Russian Standard ones are nice, as are the JD Single Barrel ones. #
01:17 iPhone soap?!: bit.ly/10F1dp #
02:41 Interesting read about healthcare around the world: bit.ly/2kHpEb #
03:02 Interesting. I didn't know that Elon Musk was the co-founder of both PayPal and Tesla motors. This guy must have the midas touch. #
03:19 If you want to cry, look at this (SFW) link: bit.ly/1WX53e #
04:30 Have a bunch of misc shit to do, but nothing that can't wait until tomorrow. I just feel like I have no energy right now, very lethargic. #
04:34 Time for sleep. Not sure if there will be a lot of updates tomorrow, since I'll be doing a lot of stuff. #
04:38 There is never enough time in the day, is there? #

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Today's Twitter Digest:

2009-10-29T02:01:42Z

Today's Tweets:

01:00 I want to make fried rice, but I don't really feel like getting up. Hm, decisions, decisions.... #
01:28 Holy. Shit. bit.ly/13IfUY #
02:52 "Life" is for people that don't watch Star Trek. #
02:59 In a related story, I bought my first pair of Vulcan ears, and am planning a TOS-TAS-TNG-DS9-VOY-ENT-movies megamarathon. #
05:44 I hate pre-employment questionnaires. I feel like such a filthy liar after taking them... but if I told the truth, they wouldn't hire me. #
06:13 "Anarchy means
I can just kill the people that need killing." --Me, to a co-worker #
06:33 Some good news: my upper back/neck is 90% of the way to fully healed from the idiot thing I did. #
06:43 Facebook lets you "like" ads now? What the fuck? #
06:46 Verizon has "fans"?! Whaaaaaa?! #
06:49 Okay, definitely time for sleep. Or at least attempting to do so. #
19:11 I think I'm going to be paying a visit to margaritaville tonight. #
21:56 Can't wait for the Boondock Saints sequel to c
ome out. #

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This Is Not Filler

2009-10-28T10:30:37Z

Just sticking this in here to enlighten you all to the fact that I'm not dead, and that I do still update this from sources other than my Twitter account (via LoudTwitter's auto-publishing).

I've been pretty busy at work. A six-day week this past week, and yesterday a 13hr hour day. Matt (AKA crackhead) is still on vacation, and things are still a bit confused until he gets back. Well, at least until Bill fires him for fucking up again.

I hope to sit down and post a real update sometime soon. Tomorrow, hopefully. The inspiration is starting to strike again. I'd do it now, but as the timestamp on this indicates, I should be in bed already.

I haven't found a decent LJ update app for the Pre yet. Hopefully I can go back to the posts from work once I do. I could do it from the browser, but there's an irritatingly large amount of scrolling doing it that way. I think once I get a chance to install the Classic emulation app that I'll just use the old Palm LJ updater app from within that.

See you mañana, folks.

Today's Twitter Digest:

2009-10-27T02:02:23Z

Today's Tweets:

00:55 So, I was working on the car, and singing "I Don't Want To Go To Heaven As Long As They Have Vulcans in Hell". I'm a hopeless nerd. #
01:13 Between the salmon casserole I made for dinner, and the homemade coquito, I must have consumed about a billion calories today. #
02:39 I think I'd make for a bad dolphin, but a pretty good Vulcan. #random #
08:03 I have my phone at work again today. Yaaaaaay! I'm connected to the world so people can ignore me once again! #
09:51 Playing Tetris with cases of Hennessy. Fun fun fun! I just love xmas prep. #</ a>

11:13 twitpic.com/n0v3m The wall of happy: hood rat edition. Yes, that's floor to celing Hennessy. #
16:12 Still at work, still stocking and playing stockroom Tetris. Holy shit, it's getting ugly back there! #
17:42 Still at work. I hate gift sets. And the bastard holiday that spawned their creation, for that matter! #
18:26 I am still (not) dead. #
19:06 I can't believe my phone doesn't have Tearing Up Spacetime (a song) in it yet! I must fix this oversight ASAP! #
19:08 Yes, I am still at work. #
19:40 Finally going home. #
20:15 Home at last! #
20:28 I want this shirt: bit.ly/tLHQC #

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Today's Twitter Digest:

2009-10-26T02:02:08Z

Today's Tweets:

22:21 My back still hurts. This ain't good. #
18:45 I fell asleep around 11PM, and didn't get up until after 4PM the following day. I guess I had more sleep debt than I thought I did. #
19:30 It'd be great if once - just ONCE - I could superglue something without it managing to spill all over my goddamned hands. #
21:20 I feel accomplished today, for a change. #
21:53 Making a Salmon casserole for dinner. I think it's going to turn out well. #

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Today's Twitter Digest:

2009-10-25T02:01:52Z

Today's Tweets:

22:22 Mmmmm.... sandwich. #
22:24 Made a hoagie out of a loaf of Cuban bread, 1.5 packages of veggie patties, six slices of cheese, some mayo and a bag of salad veggies. #
22:40 Wow, just... wow: ow.ly/w3PS #
23:02 Finished that giant sandwich in one sitting. It was delicious. #
00:45 A short while back I got an invite to Google Voice, and I just found that there's a decent app for the Pre. So, I'm going to start using it. #
00:46 My Google Voice phone number is: (813) 421-0368 #
00:59 Testing a new Twitter client for my phone. Here's a photo of Ford: twitpic.com/mp3f6 #
01:46 I think I like Twee more than Tweed. Silly, silly names! #
02:07 I think I hurt my back trying to fix the cigar room door. Metal-on-metal grinding when it opens and closes is a bit much, and I had to try. #
02:58 I'm a bad person. I laughed so fucking hard at this: bit.ly/1Dfgkl #
03:26 Remind me not to try to fix anything via brute force in the future. My back's smarting from the compression. I can only hope it's temporary. #
04:35 For the fucking life of me, I cannot seem to get the netbook's XP to connect to the Palm Pre via wifi. What the fuck? #
21:43 I accidentally left my phone sitting on my desk. I felt like I was missing a limb or a part of my brain today at work. #

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Today's Twitter Digest:

2009-10-24T02:02:00Z

Today's Tweets:

23:53 "So, then you could be my sugar mama?" / "No, you're too expensive." #
02:30 I can finally walk through my own living room, after having moved all the junk back into the kitchen. It's nice. #
03:43 Here, have an amazing (and entirely NSFW) link: bit.ly/MqLaS #
04:04 I love the shit outta the hi-cap battery in my Pre. I used my phone a lot for voice (BT on) and data, and it's still got over half a charge. #
04:57 RT @chrispirillo To Pay For Hulu Content ~ IT Professionals retwt.me/1ktkx #
05:29 Oh, this is so true: xkcd.com/644/ #
05:33 My backup alarm (MP3 Alarm Clock) is less effective since my half-awake brain figured out that I can just turn the speakers off. #
05:39 I didn't get enough done yesterday, even though I felt like it flew by. Fuck. #
05:39 Today, I feel like I'm going to be paying for it. #
18:31 I find myself not tweeting as much lately since there isn't really anything going on in my life worth mentioning. Oh well. #
20:15 Goddamned indecisive enetitlement who
re hood rats. *le sigh* #

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Today's Twitter Digest:

2009-10-23T02:04:03Z

Today's Tweets:

01:08 No unity without discord! #
04:39 The Boondock Saints II: All Saints Day <3 <3 <3 MUCH WANT! #
16:12 I just found a VoIP cable modem laying behind the dumpster. #
18:17 Holy shit, I hate driving in rush hour. The concentration required is so intense that it literally gave me a headache. #
19:02 Wow, I never realized how many WIC/welfare bums there were. I like SweetBay, but the one near me is full of ghetto people. Ugh. #

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Today's Twitter Digest:

2009-10-22T02:02:33Z

Today's Tweets:

23:30 I find myself becoming very annoyed now, and I'm not sure exactly why. #
23:30 I think tonight I shall be getting drunk. #
05:08 This is awesome: bit.ly/2rvqC #
06:49 Stayed up too late reading comics, meant to be in bed almost two hours ago. Oops. #
18:04 When they say a wine pairs well with cheese, I don't think Cheetos are quite what they had in mind. #
18:51 Today's just as slow as yesterday. What the hell's going on with this sudden dip in business?! #

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Today's Twitter Digest:

2009-10-21T02:04:36Z

Today's Tweets:

00:59 Sleep for six hours shortly after getting home. Now, another 10, if I'm lucky. #
03:34 Fuck, I can't seem to fall asleep. Goddamn it. #
06:15 Time to try sleeping again. Maybe I'll have better luck now, with some food and a couple of drinks in me. #
06:19 This really dates me, but Twitter's SNR reminds me of that of old-school Usenet newsgroups. Anyone else think so? #
16:59 I drew a ST:TNG analogy. I compared Craig to Picard, and myself to Q. #
18:53 Amazingly boring night at work so far. #
19:24 Bored, bored, bored! #
19:34 It's so dead I'm walking over to sweetbay for some munchies. #
20:21 Hood rats are stupid. Gin and cola? Blech! #
21:50 What the hell? Doesn't anyone want to get drunk tonight?! #
21:54 A workday hasn't passed this slowly in a long time. #

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Today's Twitter Digest:

2009-10-20T02:02:48Z

Today's Tweets:

22:17 Marge Simpson in Playboy, and Barack Obama winning the nobel peace prize. Clearly western civilization is on it's downward spiral now. #
22:19 Oh, FYI: Miley Cyrus quitting Twitter? I don't give a fuck. Why does ANYONE give a fuck?! She's like 12., and never said anything worthwhile #
22:20 Off to bed as soon as I set the alarm(s) and the coffeemaker. Got to be in by 7AM, which means up at 5:30. Ugh. Bill said he'd make coffee. #
22:30 For all of you Doctor Who fans: #
22:31 BAD WOLF #
08:57 Even though I got up at the asscrack of
dawn, I still feel more rested than usual for a Monday. Not closing last night did it, I think. #
08:58 I love the smell of new money. It smells like... Well, money! #

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