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  <pubDate>Thu, 10 Dec 2009 03:01:05 GMT</pubDate>
  <title>Today&apos;s Twitter Digest:</title>
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  <description>Today&apos;s Tweets:&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;ul class=&quot;loudtwitter&quot;&gt;&lt;li&gt;&lt;em&gt;15:21&lt;/em&gt; Is it abnormal that I like to watch my cat sleep? &lt;a href=&quot;http://twitter.com/longbottle/statuses/6507354220&quot;&gt;#&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/li&gt; &lt;li&gt;&lt;em&gt;17:55&lt;/em&gt; My Watchmen trade paperback came today. &lt;a href=&quot;http://twitter.com/longbottle/statuses/6511549796&quot;&gt;#&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/li&gt; &lt;li&gt;&lt;em&gt;19:22&lt;/em&gt; &amp;quot;Go big, or go home.&amp;quot; -Unknown &lt;a href=&quot;http://twitter.com/longbottle/statuses/6514065322&quot;&gt;#&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/li&gt; &lt;li&gt;&lt;em&gt;20:00&lt;/em&gt; I think I&apos;ve finally managed to figure out what exactly was up with the server. &lt;a href=&quot;http://twitter.com/longbottle/statuses/6515205975&quot;&gt;#&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/li&gt; &lt;li&gt;&lt;em&gt;20:01&lt;/em&gt; Narrowed it down to one of the hard drives. And then after that, the odd clicking sound I&apos;d been hearing at times fingered the music drive. &lt;a href=&quot;http://twitter.com/longbottle/statuses/6515233081&quot;&gt;#&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/li&gt; &lt;li&gt;&lt;em&gt;20:11&lt;/em&gt; So, I pulled it and have a replacement on order. Simple, really. &lt;a href=&quot;http://twitter.com/longbottle/statuses/6515524218&quot;&gt;#&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/li&gt; &lt;li&gt;&lt;em&gt;20&lt;br /&gt; :16&lt;/em&gt; I wish I could afford to replace my CRTs with LCDs. A couple of them are getting blurred to the point of unuseability. &lt;a href=&quot;http://twitter.com/longbottle/statuses/6515669312&quot;&gt;#&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/li&gt; &lt;li&gt;&lt;em&gt;20:53&lt;/em&gt; &amp;quot;I&apos;d sooner trust Michael Jackson to watch my children then trust my data to a WD drive.&amp;quot; &lt;a href=&quot;http://twitter.com/longbottle/statuses/6516810553&quot;&gt;#&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/li&gt; &lt;li&gt;&lt;em&gt;21:12&lt;/em&gt; I really hope I&apos;m not coming down with something. My throat&apos;s been sore for a couple of days now, though it doesn&apos;t have the tell-tale itch. &lt;a href=&quot;http://twitter.com/longbottle/statuses/6517400842&quot;&gt;#&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/li&gt;&lt;/ul&gt;Automatically posted by &lt;a href=&quot;http://www.loudtwitter.com&quot;&gt;LoudTwitter&lt;/a&gt;</description>
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  <pubDate>Wed, 09 Dec 2009 03:01:33 GMT</pubDate>
  <title>Today&apos;s Twitter Digest:</title>
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  <description>Today&apos;s Tweets:&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;ul class=&quot;loudtwitter&quot;&gt;&lt;li&gt;&lt;em&gt;00:36&lt;/em&gt; &amp;quot;My masculinity isn&apos;t linked to the size of my car&apos;s engine displacement.&amp;quot; --Me &lt;a href=&quot;http://twitter.com/longbottle/statuses/6455702438&quot;&gt;#&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/li&gt; &lt;li&gt;&lt;em&gt;01:09&lt;/em&gt; So, I died on the couch around 2PM and got up shortly after 12:30AM. Way to throw a wrench into my sleep schedule. &lt;a href=&quot;http://twitter.com/longbottle/statuses/6456358013&quot;&gt;#&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/li&gt; &lt;li&gt;&lt;em&gt;01:09&lt;/em&gt; The marketing firm called around 3:30 (I think). I didn&apos;t answer. I&apos;ll just send them an email to tell them it&apos;s over. &lt;a href=&quot;http://twitter.com/longbottle/statuses/6456369135&quot;&gt;#&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/li&gt; &lt;li&gt;&lt;em&gt;02:08&lt;/em&gt; If you want to understand the concept of displacement, drop a handful of ice into a half-full glass of water. &lt;a href=&quot;http://twitter.com/longbottle/statuses/6457403718&quot;&gt;#&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/li&gt; &lt;li&gt;&lt;em&gt;03:15&lt;/em&gt; I must have consumed a good 3L of water since I got up, and I&apos;m still thirsty. I guess I was a bit dehydrated. &lt;a href=&quot;http://twitter.com/longbottle/sta tuses/6458397574&quot;&gt;#&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/li&gt; &lt;li&gt;&lt;em&gt;05:19&lt;/em&gt; I probably should get some more sleep before work... but I know I&apos;m going to have trouble going back to sleep this soon after getting up. &lt;a href=&quot;http://twitter.com/longbottle/statuses/6460055076&quot;&gt;#&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/li&gt; &lt;li&gt;&lt;em&gt;07:19&lt;/em&gt; Money does not represent such a value as men have placed upon it. - Nikola Tesla &lt;a href=&quot;http://twitter.com/longbottle/statuses/6461887657&quot;&gt;#&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/li&gt; &lt;li&gt;&lt;em&gt;07:33&lt;/em&gt; Going to try to get a couple (maybe 3, if I&apos;m lucky) hours of sleep before I have to get up for work. &lt;a href=&quot;http://twitter.com/longbottle/statuses/6462154631&quot;&gt;#&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/li&gt; &lt;li&gt;&lt;em&gt;07:34&lt;/em&gt; I&apos;m very disappointed in how things went yesterday. &lt;a href=&quot;http://twitter.com/longbottle/statuses/6462161817&quot;&gt;#&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/li&gt; &lt;li&gt;&lt;em&gt;11:30&lt;/em&gt; Ever feel awake on the surface, and underneath, so tired you were ready to fall over? Yeah, that&apos;s me right now. &lt;a href=&quot;http://twitter.com/longbottle/statuses/6467774446&quot;&gt;#&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/li&gt; &lt;li&gt;&lt;em&gt;14:10&lt;/em&gt; RT @c&lt;br /&gt; hrispirillo: When you make your peace with authority, you become authority. [Jim Morrison] &lt;a href=&quot;http://twitter.com/longbottle/statuses/6471989841&quot;&gt;#&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/li&gt; &lt;li&gt;&lt;em&gt;14:15&lt;/em&gt; I can&apos;t believe I&apos;ve only been at work two hours. &lt;a href=&quot;http://twitter.com/longbottle/statuses/6472103095&quot;&gt;#&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/li&gt; &lt;li&gt;&lt;em&gt;16:11&lt;/em&gt; Just passed the halfway mark for my workday. It drags by so slowly when I&apos;m tired! &lt;a href=&quot;http://twitter.com/longbottle/statuses/6475054042&quot;&gt;#&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/li&gt; &lt;li&gt;&lt;em&gt;17:53&lt;/em&gt; Two more hours. I hate truck days when I&apos;m tired. They feel like they last forever. &lt;a href=&quot;http://twitter.com/longbottle/statuses/6477613064&quot;&gt;#&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/li&gt; &lt;li&gt;&lt;em&gt;18:27&lt;/em&gt; The nicer someone is dressed, instinctively I trust them less. &lt;a href=&quot;http://twitter.com/longbottle/statuses/6478475134&quot;&gt;#&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/li&gt; &lt;li&gt;&lt;em&gt;19:44&lt;/em&gt; RT @chrispirillo: To say what you feel is to dig your own grave. [Sinead O&apos;Connor] &lt;a href=&quot;http://twitter.com/longbottle/statuses/6480622027&quot;&gt;#&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/li&gt; &lt;li&gt;&lt;em&gt;21:18&amp;lt;&lt;br /&gt; /em&amp;gt; My car&apos;s odometer ticked over 60,000 on the way home from work. I bought it at 52k less than four months ago. &lt;a href=&quot;http://twitter.com/longbottle/statuses/6483473760&quot;&gt;#&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/li&gt; &lt;li&gt;&lt;em&gt;21:38&lt;/em&gt; I obtained the contents of a 1.75L of Don Q Limon rum that was damaged out at work, and Marty gave us a bottle of Bailey&apos;s Mint Chocolate. &lt;a href=&quot;http://twitter.com/longbottle/statuses/6484083333&quot;&gt;#&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/li&gt; &lt;li&gt;&lt;em&gt;21:39&lt;/em&gt; Anyone got any ideas what I can make with the Don Q Limon rum? &lt;a href=&quot;http://twitter.com/longbottle/statuses/6484106507&quot;&gt;#&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/li&gt;&lt;/ul&gt;Automatically posted by &lt;a href=&quot;http://www.loudtwitter.com&quot;&gt;LoudTwitter&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/em&gt;</description>
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  <pubDate>Tue, 08 Dec 2009 03:01:07 GMT</pubDate>
  <title>Today&apos;s Twitter Digest:</title>
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  <description>Today&apos;s Tweets:&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;ul class=&quot;loudtwitter&quot;&gt;&lt;li&gt;&lt;em&gt;00:06&lt;/em&gt; I hate Walmart. This is taking so long, I&apos;m actually thinking about tossing money on the counter and running. &lt;a href=&quot;http://twitter.com/longbottle/statuses/6422110750&quot;&gt;#&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/li&gt; &lt;li&gt;&lt;em&gt;00:52&lt;/em&gt; Hm. Can the Palm Pre&apos;s wifi be used with it&apos;s data apps while in a voice call? &lt;a href=&quot;http://twitter.com/longbottle/statuses/6423017168&quot;&gt;#&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/li&gt; &lt;li&gt;&lt;em&gt;01:27&lt;/em&gt; Dec. 3rd&apos;s Daily Show includes a segment poking fun at Switzerland&apos;s neutrality. They really are a bunch of spineless pussies. &lt;a href=&quot;http://twitter.com/longbottle/statuses/6423669630&quot;&gt;#&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/li&gt; &lt;li&gt;&lt;em&gt;01:56&lt;/em&gt; The Palm Pre is like a computer. Poor garbage collection eating RAM leads to frequent (too much so for my taste) reboots. #PALM &lt;a href=&quot;http://twitter.com/longbottle/statuses/6424167711&quot;&gt;#&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/li&gt; &lt;li&gt;&lt;em&gt;01:59&lt;/em&gt; How little I take drugs: the small bottle of aspirin in my medicine cabinet actually expired in 12/2004. &lt;a href=&quot;http://twitter.com/longbottle /statuses/6424224024&quot;&gt;#&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/li&gt; &lt;li&gt;&lt;em&gt;02:16&lt;/em&gt; I should&apos;ve been in bed an hour ago, but here I go now. &lt;a href=&quot;http://twitter.com/longbottle/statuses/6424509720&quot;&gt;#&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/li&gt; &lt;li&gt;&lt;em&gt;06:07&lt;/em&gt; Ugh. I&apos;m so glad I got all that the sleep the last two nights. I&apos;m going to be running on those fumes today. &lt;a href=&quot;http://twitter.com/longbottle/statuses/6427808821&quot;&gt;#&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/li&gt; &lt;li&gt;&lt;em&gt;06:39&lt;/em&gt; If I&apos;d known the commute here was going to be this free of traffic, I could have slept in 20 more minutes! &lt;a href=&quot;http://twitter.com/longbottle/statuses/6428300733&quot;&gt;#&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/li&gt; &lt;li&gt;&lt;em&gt;06:42&lt;/em&gt; Harley had best be here on time, and let us out slightly early from this bullshit class. &lt;a href=&quot;http://twitter.com/longbottle/statuses/6428349033&quot;&gt;#&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/li&gt; &lt;li&gt;&lt;em&gt;06:42&lt;/em&gt; Mmm... Coffee! &lt;a href=&quot;http://twitter.com/longbottle/statuses/6428355229&quot;&gt;#&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/li&gt; &lt;li&gt;&lt;em&gt;06:45&lt;/em&gt; On Saturday, we did a tasting of the new Ron Atlantico rum. It was delicious, if rarther expensive. &lt;a href=&quot;ht tp://twitter.com/longbottle/statuses/6428405589&quot;&gt;#&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/li&gt; &lt;li&gt;&lt;em&gt;06:59&lt;/em&gt; It&apos;s 7AM, and no one&apos;s here! What the fuck?! &lt;a href=&quot;http://twitter.com/longbottle/statuses/6428645585&quot;&gt;#&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/li&gt; &lt;li&gt;&lt;em&gt;07:02&lt;/em&gt; I have a nagging suspicion that either the class is at another store (and Bill wrote the wrong number on the schedule) or cancelled. &lt;a href=&quot;http://twitter.com/longbottle/statuses/6428704251&quot;&gt;#&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/li&gt; &lt;li&gt;&lt;em&gt;07:03&lt;/em&gt; Words of wisdom to live by: It&apos;s never too early to be having one of THOSE days. &lt;a href=&quot;http://twitter.com/longbottle/statuses/6428718269&quot;&gt;#&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/li&gt; &lt;li&gt;&lt;em&gt;07:07&lt;/em&gt; I think I&apos;ll wait until 7:30 before saying &amp;quot;fuck it&amp;quot; and heading home. &lt;a href=&quot;http://twitter.com/longbottle/statuses/6428780422&quot;&gt;#&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/li&gt; &lt;li&gt;&lt;em&gt;07:20&lt;/em&gt; Still no one here. This was a massive fucking waste of time. &lt;a href=&quot;http://twitter.com/longbottle/statuses/6429032541&quot;&gt;#&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/li&gt; &lt;li&gt;&lt;em&gt;07:25&lt;/em&gt; Five more minutes, then I&apos;m saying &amp;quot;fuck this&amp;quot; an&lt;br /&gt; d bailing. &lt;a href=&quot;http://twitter.com/longbottle/statuses/6429108410&quot;&gt;#&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/li&gt; &lt;li&gt;&lt;em&gt;07:30&lt;/em&gt; Okay, fuck this. I&apos;ve already wasted half an hour. I&apos;m going home. &lt;a href=&quot;http://twitter.com/longbottle/statuses/6429214943&quot;&gt;#&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/li&gt; &lt;li&gt;&lt;em&gt;08:25&lt;/em&gt; Home. I think I shall make breakfast, and perhaps do a bit of reading. &lt;a href=&quot;http://twitter.com/longbottle/statuses/6430321353&quot;&gt;#&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/li&gt; &lt;li&gt;&lt;em&gt;08:27&lt;/em&gt; Yesterday I was passed by a Lamborghini on the way into work. It was so ugly. Looked like a Corvette squashed flat and squared off. &lt;a href=&quot;http://twitter.com/longbottle/statuses/6430375652&quot;&gt;#&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/li&gt; &lt;li&gt;&lt;em&gt;08:40&lt;/em&gt; Pancakes! &lt;a href=&quot;http://twitter.com/longbottle/statuses/6430664281&quot;&gt;#&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/li&gt; &lt;li&gt;&lt;em&gt;10:40&lt;/em&gt; According to Criag, I may have misunderstood the note on the time. Just as well, since that would have put the kabash on my interview today. &lt;a href=&quot;http://twitter.com/longbottle/statuses/6433663509&quot;&gt;#&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/li&gt; &lt;li&gt;&lt;em&gt;10:40&lt;/em&gt; Wish me luck. &lt;a href=&quot;http://twitter.com/longbottle/statuses/6433675078&quot;&gt;#&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/li&gt; &lt;li&gt;&lt;em&gt;11:58&lt;/em&gt; The guy I&apos;m supposed to follow wanted me to follow him, and I got lost. Not even sure if I&apos;m at the right Home Depot. &lt;a href=&quot;http://twitter.com/longbottle/statuses/6435695503&quot;&gt;#&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/li&gt; &lt;li&gt;&lt;em&gt;12:13&lt;/em&gt; Because either calling the interviewer or showing up an hour behind the guy would look crazy bad, I have decided to abandon pursuing this. &lt;a href=&quot;http://twitter.com/longbottle/statuses/6436103933&quot;&gt;#&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/li&gt; &lt;li&gt;&lt;em&gt;12:15&lt;/em&gt; So much for this. &lt;a href=&quot;http://twitter.com/longbottle/statuses/6436139495&quot;&gt;#&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/li&gt; &lt;li&gt;&lt;em&gt;13:41&lt;/em&gt; I drove something like 110 miles today, and I have nothing whatsoever to show for it. &lt;a href=&quot;http://twitter.com/longbottle/statuses/6438344706&quot;&gt;#&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/li&gt;&lt;/ul&gt;Automatically posted by &lt;a href=&quot;http://www.loudtwitter.com&quot;&gt;LoudTwitter&lt;/a&gt;</description>
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  <pubDate>Mon, 07 Dec 2009 03:00:50 GMT</pubDate>
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  <description>Today&apos;s Tweets:&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;ul class=&quot;loudtwitter&quot;&gt;&lt;li&gt;&lt;em&gt;22:21&lt;/em&gt; I have to close Sunday, then be at a class at 7AM Monday. It ends at 10AM, and I have to be in Clearwater by 11. Great. I&apos;ll be a zombie. &lt;a href=&quot;http://twitter.com/longbottle/statuses/6389071786&quot;&gt;#&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/li&gt; &lt;li&gt;&lt;em&gt;00:01&lt;/em&gt; I have so much energy today. Probably because of all the sleep I got last night. I&apos;m practically bouncing off of the walls right now! &lt;a href=&quot;http://twitter.com/longbottle/statuses/6391489843&quot;&gt;#&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/li&gt; &lt;li&gt;&lt;em&gt;01:30&lt;/em&gt; Anyone know if there&apos;s any way (short of dousing it in oil) to keep white rice from clumping in the fridge? &lt;a href=&quot;http://twitter.com/longbottle/statuses/6393333571&quot;&gt;#&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/li&gt; &lt;li&gt;&lt;em&gt;04:14&lt;/em&gt; The other day, my mind randomly turned to thoughts of getting stoned. Which is odd, since I didn&apos;t particularly like it the last time I did. &lt;a href=&quot;http://twitter.com/longbottle/statuses/6395883348&quot;&gt;#&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/li&gt; &lt;li&gt;&lt;em&gt;04:15&lt;/em&gt; I think everyone needs one vice. More than that is gluttony, and l&lt;br /&gt; ess than that and why bother living? &lt;a href=&quot;http://twitter.com/longbottle/statuses/6395897174&quot;&gt;#&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/li&gt; &lt;li&gt;&lt;em&gt;13:59&lt;/em&gt; I was just in a time warp. I got out of the shower, and glanced at the clock, and I figured it would say 20 or 25 after. It was 1:45. &lt;a href=&quot;http://twitter.com/longbottle/statuses/6406744621&quot;&gt;#&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/li&gt; &lt;li&gt;&lt;em&gt;14:03&lt;/em&gt; I could have sworn it was 1:57 when I got in there. It must have been 12:57. &lt;a href=&quot;http://twitter.com/longbottle/statuses/6406849029&quot;&gt;#&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/li&gt;&lt;/ul&gt;Automatically posted by &lt;a href=&quot;http://www.loudtwitter.com&quot;&gt;LoudTwitter&lt;/a&gt;</description>
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  <pubDate>Sun, 06 Dec 2009 03:02:23 GMT</pubDate>
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  <description>Today&apos;s Tweets:&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;ul class=&quot;loudtwitter&quot;&gt;&lt;li&gt;&lt;em&gt;22:04&lt;/em&gt; I think I&apos;m going to be going to bed by midnight tonight. I need to bank some sleep so that I can get up early on Monday. &lt;a href=&quot;http://twitter.com/longbottle/statuses/6358389423&quot;&gt;#&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/li&gt; &lt;li&gt;&lt;em&gt;00:58&lt;/em&gt; Okay, going to bed about an hour later than I thought... but I&apos;ll still get almost 12 hours tonight. So it&apos;s all good! &lt;a href=&quot;http://twitter.com/longbottle/statuses/6362341643&quot;&gt;#&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/li&gt; &lt;li&gt;&lt;em&gt;13:26&lt;/em&gt; I feel much better today after a full night&apos;s rest. I didn&apos;t even wake up ten times like I usually do! &lt;a href=&quot;http://twitter.com/longbottle/statuses/6375766017&quot;&gt;#&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/li&gt; &lt;li&gt;&lt;em&gt;19:06&lt;/em&gt; Finally, a break in the non-stop rush that we&apos;ve had all day! I can finally catch my breath! &lt;a href=&quot;http://twitter.com/longbottle/statuses/6384139132&quot;&gt;#&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/li&gt;&lt;/ul&gt;Automatically posted by &lt;a href=&quot;http://www.loudtwitter.com&quot;&gt;LoudTwitter&lt;/a&gt;</description>
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  <pubDate>Sat, 05 Dec 2009 03:00:56 GMT</pubDate>
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  <description>Today&apos;s Tweets:&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;ul class=&quot;loudtwitter&quot;&gt;&lt;li&gt;&lt;em&gt;22:18&lt;/em&gt; I love FEOA (&lt;a href=&quot;http://www.feoa.net&quot;&gt;www.feoa.net&lt;/a&gt;). &amp;quot;Code 32 is drivers air bag circuit resistance high.&amp;quot; Not to just figure out hot to FIX it! &lt;a href=&quot;http://twitter.com/longbottle/statuses/6325365754&quot;&gt;#&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/li&gt; &lt;li&gt;&lt;em&gt;01:56&lt;/em&gt; Playing with Echofon on the desktop. Interesting. Easier to read, but icons for some people don&apos;t load. &lt;a href=&quot;http://twitter.com/longbottle/statuses/6330166775&quot;&gt;#&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/li&gt; &lt;li&gt;&lt;em&gt;02:22&lt;/em&gt; Yep, I think I&apos;m a convert to Echofon now. I like the UI better than Twitteriffic. &lt;a href=&quot;http://twitter.com/longbottle/statuses/6330587761&quot;&gt;#&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/li&gt; &lt;li&gt;&lt;em&gt;02:50&lt;/em&gt; Ford does love that chair. &lt;a href=&quot;http://twitpic.com/s2nv4&quot;&gt;twitpic.com/s2nv4&lt;/a&gt; &lt;a href=&quot;http://twitter.com/longbottle/statuses/6331026065&quot;&gt;#&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/li&gt; &lt;li&gt;&lt;em&gt;03:15&lt;/em&gt; I totally forgot I had this bag of M&amp;amp;Ms in the desk drawer! Cool! &lt;a href=&quot;http://twitter.com/longbottle/statuses/6331398693&quot;&gt;#&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/li&gt; &lt;li&gt;&lt;em&gt;05:&lt;br /&gt; 45&lt;/em&gt; The Palm Pre has package management software from a 3rd party... and it&apos;s pretty cool. &lt;a href=&quot;http://twitter.com/longbottle/statuses/6333573869&quot;&gt;#&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/li&gt; &lt;li&gt;&lt;em&gt;06:35&lt;/em&gt; Still haven&apos;t seen Boondock Saints II. Pushed back to Monday. If anyone spoils anything, I keel j00! &lt;a href=&quot;http://twitter.com/longbottle/statuses/6334382199&quot;&gt;#&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/li&gt; &lt;li&gt;&lt;em&gt;14:37&lt;/em&gt; I like wasabi, but I think it&apos;s better in food than on it. &lt;a href=&quot;http://twitter.com/longbottle/statuses/6346925243&quot;&gt;#&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/li&gt; &lt;li&gt;&lt;em&gt;20:38&lt;/em&gt; &amp;quot;So help me, if there are nuts on that truck, I&apos;m going to kick the driver square in the Planters!&amp;quot; -Matt &lt;a href=&quot;http://twitter.com/longbottle/statuses/6356231404&quot;&gt;#&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/li&gt; &lt;li&gt;&lt;em&gt;21:07&lt;/em&gt; Eddie got a so-so review. He does a half-assed job, so no surprise. He bitched about it all night, and even called Bill to aruge about it. &lt;a href=&quot;http://twitter.com/longbottle/statuses/6356968312&quot;&gt;#&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/li&gt;&lt;/ul&gt;Automatically posted by &lt;a href=&quot;http://www. loudtwitter.com&quot;&gt;LoudTwitter&lt;/a&gt;</description>
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  <pubDate>Fri, 04 Dec 2009 03:00:57 GMT</pubDate>
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  <description>Today&apos;s Tweets:&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;ul class=&quot;loudtwitter&quot;&gt;&lt;li&gt;&lt;em&gt;22:08&lt;/em&gt; People going by the names Jose Cuervo, Francisco Bacardi, and Johnnie Walker all have loyalty cards with us. We&apos;re bored tonight. &lt;a href=&quot;http://twitter.com/longbottle/statuses/6291464145&quot;&gt;#&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/li&gt; &lt;li&gt;&lt;em&gt;22:10&lt;/em&gt; Addendum: we also have a Jack Daniel and a Jim Beam. &lt;a href=&quot;http://twitter.com/longbottle/statuses/6291522129&quot;&gt;#&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/li&gt; &lt;li&gt;&lt;em&gt;23:34&lt;/em&gt; The company fucked me out of a day&apos;s pay last week because the timeclock deleted everyone&apos;s punches. Now I have to fight with payroll. Joy. &lt;a href=&quot;http://twitter.com/longbottle/statuses/6293733869&quot;&gt;#&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/li&gt; &lt;li&gt;&lt;em&gt;23:52&lt;/em&gt; People need to understand that being allowed to turn right at a red light does NOT include doing so at a red arrow facing in that direction. &lt;a href=&quot;http://twitter.com/longbottle/statuses/6294148747&quot;&gt;#&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/li&gt; &lt;li&gt;&lt;em&gt;02:34&lt;/em&gt; Early interview tomorrow in Clearwater, so early (for me) bedtime. Wish me luck. &lt;a href=&quot;http://twitter.com/longbottle/sta tuses/6297274287&quot;&gt;#&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/li&gt; &lt;li&gt;&lt;em&gt;12:00&lt;/em&gt; Coffee so black it&apos;s got a ring of Hawking radiation encircling it. &lt;a href=&quot;http://twitter.com/longbottle/statuses/6308631617&quot;&gt;#&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/li&gt; &lt;li&gt;&lt;em&gt;12:52&lt;/em&gt; It annoys the fuck out of me that I can&apos;t figure out where the puddle of water on the floor is coming from when I take a shower. &lt;a href=&quot;http://twitter.com/longbottle/statuses/6310044058&quot;&gt;#&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/li&gt; &lt;li&gt;&lt;em&gt;14:08&lt;/em&gt; It&apos;s not a good sign when you arrive early and they keep you waiting, is it? &lt;a href=&quot;http://twitter.com/longbottle/statuses/6312024245&quot;&gt;#&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/li&gt; &lt;li&gt;&lt;em&gt;14:10&lt;/em&gt; Nor the four other guys here all wearing suits and ties &lt;a href=&quot;http://twitter.com/longbottle/statuses/6312056102&quot;&gt;#&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/li&gt; &lt;li&gt;&lt;em&gt;14:40&lt;/em&gt; The interviewer explained things pretty well. This may be a lot more customer (&amp;quot;client&amp;quot;) interaction than I care for. &lt;a href=&quot;http://twitter.com/longbottle/statuses/6312825078&quot;&gt;#&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/li&gt; &lt;li&gt;&lt;em&gt;14:42&lt;/em&gt; I have a demo to go to see if thi&lt;br /&gt; s is a good fit. I need to hear some numbers before I decide to swallow my pride for this glorified CS job. &lt;a href=&quot;http://twitter.com/longbottle/statuses/6312889410&quot;&gt;#&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/li&gt; &lt;li&gt;&lt;em&gt;19:15&lt;/em&gt; I pulled, cleaned, and replaced the noisy blower motor in my car. It&apos;s 900% quieter now that it&apos;s no longer full of leaves and dust bunnies. &lt;a href=&quot;http://twitter.com/longbottle/statuses/6320241195&quot;&gt;#&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/li&gt; &lt;li&gt;&lt;em&gt;19:16&lt;/em&gt; And now, on to get the diagnostic computer out, and figure out what the fuck that blinking airbag light has been trying to tell me. &lt;a href=&quot;http://twitter.com/longbottle/statuses/6320262104&quot;&gt;#&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/li&gt; &lt;li&gt;&lt;em&gt;19:55&lt;/em&gt; Code reader works nice, but I wasn&apos;t able to get a code for the flashing airbag light. Shit. &lt;a href=&quot;http://twitter.com/longbottle/statuses/6321349644&quot;&gt;#&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/li&gt; &lt;li&gt;&lt;em&gt;19:56&lt;/em&gt; However, a little Google-fu found this: &lt;a href=&quot;http://www.fixafordcar.co.uk/air_bags.htm&quot;&gt;www.fixafordcar.co.uk/air_bags.htm&lt;/a&gt; So I&apos;m to go back out th&lt;br /&gt; ere and check against that. &lt;a href=&quot;http://twitter.com/longbottle/statuses/6321366900&quot;&gt;#&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/li&gt; &lt;li&gt;&lt;em&gt;21:01&lt;/em&gt; No joy with the airbag light. But it&apos;s blinking 3 *pause* 2. So she&apos;s definitely trying to tell me something. I just can&apos;t figure out what. &lt;a href=&quot;http://twitter.com/longbottle/statuses/6323222189&quot;&gt;#&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/li&gt;&lt;/ul&gt;Automatically posted by &lt;a href=&quot;http://www.loudtwitter.com&quot;&gt;LoudTwitter&lt;/a&gt;</description>
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  <pubDate>Thu, 03 Dec 2009 03:01:01 GMT</pubDate>
  <title>Today&apos;s Twitter Digest:</title>
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  <description>Today&apos;s Tweets:&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;ul class=&quot;loudtwitter&quot;&gt;&lt;li&gt;&lt;em&gt;23:03&lt;/em&gt; For dinner, I&apos;m making this (from thisiswhyyourefat.com): &lt;a href=&quot;http://is.gd/59A6q&quot;&gt;is.gd/59A6q&lt;/a&gt; &lt;a href=&quot;http://twitter.com/longbottle/statuses/6259019367&quot;&gt;#&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/li&gt; &lt;li&gt;&lt;em&gt;00:06&lt;/em&gt; Blue Man Group concert DVD, and a glass of ginger wine. Sometimes, life is good. &lt;a href=&quot;http://twitter.com/longbottle/statuses/6260514479&quot;&gt;#&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/li&gt; &lt;li&gt;&lt;em&gt;01:49&lt;/em&gt; I finally found a clip of Rob Schneider&apos;s &amp;quot;Blue Man Ass Group&amp;quot; parody on Conan a number of years back. Here, enjoy!: &lt;a href=&quot;http://is.gd/59GFu&quot;&gt;is.gd/59GFu&lt;/a&gt; &lt;a href=&quot;http://twitter.com/longbottle/statuses/6262519067&quot;&gt;#&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/li&gt; &lt;li&gt;&lt;em&gt;05:38&lt;/em&gt; Again, didn&apos;t get as much as I wanted to do today done. Bur the most important thing was... laundry. &lt;a href=&quot;http://twitter.com/longbottle/statuses/6265842574&quot;&gt;#&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/li&gt; &lt;li&gt;&lt;em&gt;17:44&lt;/em&gt; I got two spend time outside at work both yesterday and today. Walked to walmart and Staples. &lt;a href=&quot;http://twitter.com/longbott le/statuses/6283758120&quot;&gt;#&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/li&gt; &lt;li&gt;&lt;em&gt;17:45&lt;/em&gt; RT @ClipsNChips: One thing the Bible does read is that its a sin to eat shellfish, yet I don&apos;t see any protests outside Red Lobster. &lt;a href=&quot;http://twitter.com/longbottle/statuses/6283784318&quot;&gt;#&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/li&gt; &lt;li&gt;&lt;em&gt;17:49&lt;/em&gt; Today is still slow, as it&apos;s been all week here at work. I&apos;m starting to wonder if this isn&apos;t part of a larger trend. &lt;a href=&quot;http://twitter.com/longbottle/statuses/6283920470&quot;&gt;#&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/li&gt;&lt;/ul&gt;Automatically posted by &lt;a href=&quot;http://www.loudtwitter.com&quot;&gt;LoudTwitter&lt;/a&gt;</description>
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  <pubDate>Wed, 02 Dec 2009 03:01:18 GMT</pubDate>
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  <description>Today&apos;s Tweets:&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;ul class=&quot;loudtwitter&quot;&gt;&lt;li&gt;&lt;em&gt;04:40&lt;/em&gt; I fell asleep on the couch around 11PM, and woke up a short while ago. &lt;a href=&quot;http://twitter.com/longbottle/statuses/6230746732&quot;&gt;#&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/li&gt; &lt;li&gt;&lt;em&gt;04:40&lt;/em&gt; I didn&apos;t get as much done today, as I&apos;d waned, but with luck, I will tomorrow since I&apos;m so well-rested. &lt;a href=&quot;http://twitter.com/longbottle/statuses/6230754017&quot;&gt;#&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/li&gt; &lt;li&gt;&lt;em&gt;12:12&lt;/em&gt; Why is it that every single time I&apos;m inba walmart, there&apos;s screamin children? Even at 3AM! &lt;a href=&quot;http://twitter.com/longbottle/statuses/6240703914&quot;&gt;#&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/li&gt; &lt;li&gt;&lt;em&gt;21:14&lt;/em&gt; I&apos;m already antisocial, I think I&apos;m actually turning into a sociopath. &lt;a href=&quot;http://twitter.com/longbottle/statuses/6255931180&quot;&gt;#&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/li&gt;&lt;/ul&gt;Automatically posted by &lt;a href=&quot;http://www.loudtwitter.com&quot;&gt;LoudTwitter&lt;/a&gt;</description>
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  <pubDate>Tue, 01 Dec 2009 03:00:52 GMT</pubDate>
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  <description>Today&apos;s Tweets:&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;ul class=&quot;loudtwitter&quot;&gt;&lt;li&gt;&lt;em&gt;22:17&lt;/em&gt; We just had a transvestite with gigantic tits come in with a man. I don&apos;t think the guy s(he) was with knew (s)he used to be (is?) a man. &lt;a href=&quot;http://twitter.com/longbottle/statuses/6189922400&quot;&gt;#&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/li&gt; &lt;li&gt;&lt;em&gt;03:05&lt;/em&gt; Quantum medicine: if you don&apos;t see a doctor, you&apos;re neither sick nor well. The observer effect on a larger scale. &lt;a href=&quot;http://twitter.com/longbottle/statuses/6195915954&quot;&gt;#&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/li&gt; &lt;li&gt;&lt;em&gt;03:21&lt;/em&gt; ThinkGeek has a Cylon ring. And it&apos;s on sale: &lt;a href=&quot;http://www.thinkgeek.com/tshirts-apparel/jewelry/c283/?cpg=17410&quot;&gt;www.thinkgeek.com/tshirts-apparel/jewelry/c283/?cpg=17410&lt;/a&gt; I want! &lt;a href=&quot;http://twitter.com/longbottle/statuses/6196151991&quot;&gt;#&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/li&gt; &lt;li&gt;&lt;em&gt;04:31&lt;/em&gt; Quote of the day: &amp;quot;Europe INVENTED white people!&amp;quot; --Me &lt;a href=&quot;http://twitter.com/longbottle/statuses/6197126183&quot;&gt;#&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/li&gt; &lt;li&gt;&lt;em&gt;04:38&lt;/em&gt; Mangled phrase of the day: &amp;quot;he shucks cooks&amp;quot; = &amp;quot;she sucks cocks&amp;&lt;br /&gt; quot;. &lt;a href=&quot;http://twitter.com/longbottle/statuses/6197228062&quot;&gt;#&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/li&gt; &lt;li&gt;&lt;em&gt;05:41&lt;/em&gt; &amp;quot;Skiing is COLD! And may cause death!&amp;quot; &lt;a href=&quot;http://twitter.com/longbottle/statuses/6198099362&quot;&gt;#&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/li&gt; &lt;li&gt;&lt;em&gt;17:31&lt;/em&gt; I was walking over to FeEx Kinkos to get something laminated, I saw a biker blaring Bob Marley (Get Up, Stand Up). &lt;a href=&quot;http://twitter.com/longbottle/statuses/6214926050&quot;&gt;#&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/li&gt; &lt;li&gt;&lt;em&gt;17:37&lt;/em&gt; The in FedEx Kinkos burst out laughing when he saw my &amp;quot;all your base&amp;quot; shirt. &lt;a href=&quot;http://twitter.com/longbottle/statuses/6215098069&quot;&gt;#&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/li&gt; &lt;li&gt;&lt;em&gt;17:49&lt;/em&gt; I just saw a minivan that had plowed into a cop car. Yep, they&apos;re fucked. &lt;a href=&quot;http://twitter.com/longbottle/statuses/6215453629&quot;&gt;#&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/li&gt; &lt;li&gt;&lt;em&gt;20:35&lt;/em&gt; RT @chrispirillo Under certain circumstances, profanity provides a relief denied even to prayer. [Mark Twain] -Especially to us Atheists. &lt;a href=&quot;http://twitter.com/longbottle/statuses/6220286779&quot;&gt;#&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/li&gt;&lt;/ul&gt;Automatically posted by &lt;a href=&quot;http://www.loudtwitter.com&quot;&gt;LoudTwitter&lt;/a&gt;</description>
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  <pubDate>Mon, 30 Nov 2009 03:00:47 GMT</pubDate>
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  <description>Today&apos;s Tweets:&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;ul class=&quot;loudtwitter&quot;&gt;&lt;li&gt;&lt;em&gt;00:27&lt;/em&gt; &amp;quot;I hate conservatives, but I really fucking hate liberals.&amp;quot; -Matt Stone, co-creator of South Park &lt;a href=&quot;http://twitter.com/longbottle/statuses/6162350813&quot;&gt;#&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/li&gt; &lt;li&gt;&lt;em&gt;00:43&lt;/em&gt; Continuous (aka &amp;quot;tankless&amp;quot;) hot water heaters are more energy efficient, but they can be wasteful of water. &lt;a href=&quot;http://twitter.com/longbottle/statuses/6162674295&quot;&gt;#&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/li&gt; &lt;li&gt;&lt;em&gt;00:44&lt;/em&gt; I have to run my water for 90-120 seconds or so before it comes out of the tap hot enough to clean with. It&apos;s wasteful. &lt;a href=&quot;http://twitter.com/longbottle/statuses/6162686940&quot;&gt;#&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/li&gt; &lt;li&gt;&lt;em&gt;01:40&lt;/em&gt; I find myself in need of a kitchen gadget I don&apos;t have, One of those things with your blades and a handle, that let you chop a bowl of stuff &lt;a href=&quot;http://twitter.com/longbottle/statuses/6163741367&quot;&gt;#&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/li&gt; &lt;li&gt;&lt;em&gt;03:10&lt;/em&gt; &lt;a href=&quot;http://twitpic.com/rfkwa&quot;&gt;twitpic.com/rfkwa&lt;/a&gt; - I submitted this photo to ThinkGeek for t&lt;br /&gt; hem to post on the action shots page for that shirt. &lt;a href=&quot;http://twitter.com/longbottle/statuses/6165163604&quot;&gt;#&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/li&gt; &lt;li&gt;&lt;em&gt;05:25&lt;/em&gt; I won my (cheap!) Watchmen trade paperback. My first graphic novel (though not my first comic book). My nerd-dom, it doth expand in scope! &lt;a href=&quot;http://twitter.com/longbottle/statuses/6166961711&quot;&gt;#&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/li&gt; &lt;li&gt;&lt;em&gt;06:01&lt;/em&gt; I want this: &lt;a href=&quot;http://www.bustedtees.com/blowme&quot;&gt;www.bustedtees.com/blowme&lt;/a&gt; &lt;a href=&quot;http://twitter.com/longbottle/statuses/6167433268&quot;&gt;#&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/li&gt; &lt;li&gt;&lt;em&gt;07:15&lt;/em&gt; Tweeting from my Basilisk II 68k Mac emulator. Mac OS 8 represent! &lt;a href=&quot;http://twitter.com/longbottle/statuses/6168480140&quot;&gt;#&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/li&gt; &lt;li&gt;&lt;em&gt;17:04&lt;/em&gt; Craig has informed me that Boondock Saints II is finally playing locally. Guess I know what I&apos;m doing tomorrow night! &lt;a href=&quot;http://twitter.com/longbottle/statuses/6181410745&quot;&gt;#&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/li&gt;&lt;/ul&gt;Automatically posted by &lt;a href=&quot;http://www.loudtwitter.com&quot;&gt;LoudTwitter&lt;/a&gt;</description>
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  <pubDate>Sun, 29 Nov 2009 03:00:52 GMT</pubDate>
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  <description>Today&apos;s Tweets:&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;ul class=&quot;loudtwitter&quot;&gt;&lt;li&gt;&lt;em&gt;22:02&lt;/em&gt; We have a hand sanitizer dispenser now. The ironic part is that to dispense it, you have to touch something many already have. &lt;a href=&quot;http://twitter.com/longbottle/statuses/6130967180&quot;&gt;#&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/li&gt; &lt;li&gt;&lt;em&gt;23:24&lt;/em&gt; RT @chrispirillo If you make an ass out of yourself, there will always be someone to ride you. [Bruce Lee] --So true. &lt;a href=&quot;http://twitter.com/longbottle/statuses/6132845012&quot;&gt;#&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/li&gt; &lt;li&gt;&lt;em&gt;01:16&lt;/em&gt; &amp;quot;Everyone that has pr0n less nasty than mine is a prude. Everyone that has nastier pr0n than me is a freak.&amp;quot; -- Optic7 &lt;a href=&quot;http://twitter.com/longbottle/statuses/6135039155&quot;&gt;#&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/li&gt; &lt;li&gt;&lt;em&gt;03:23&lt;/em&gt; It&apos;s getting to the point where I&apos;m going to either have to start losing weight or buy new pants. And I fucking hate shopping for clothes! &lt;a href=&quot;http://twitter.com/longbottle/statuses/6136943060&quot;&gt;#&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/li&gt; &lt;li&gt;&lt;em&gt;06:28&lt;/em&gt; I apologize to everyone I&apos;ve been ignoring for the last few days. I&apos;ve bee&lt;br /&gt; n preoccupied with some business stuff, next week, back to normal. &lt;a href=&quot;http://twitter.com/longbottle/statuses/6139237321&quot;&gt;#&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/li&gt;&lt;/ul&gt;Automatically posted by &lt;a href=&quot;http://www.loudtwitter.com&quot;&gt;LoudTwitter&lt;/a&gt;</description>
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  <pubDate>Sat, 28 Nov 2009 09:53:42 GMT</pubDate>
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  <description>I really want to get back in the habit of updating this regularly. The filler from Twitter (while nice to automatically keep people apprised of stuff) isn&apos;t quite the same as a genuine in-depth post.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;I&apos;ve got the one about Jacob&apos;s wedding (yes, from &lt;i&gt;March&lt;/i&gt;!) almost done. A good 90-95%, I just need to finish the last part and it&apos;ll be up. I&apos;ve got one in the works detailing Marci&apos;s (&lt;span class=&apos;ljuser ljuser-name_delfinus&apos; lj:user=&apos;delfinus&apos; style=&apos;white-space: nowrap;&apos;&gt;&lt;a href=&apos;http://delfinus.livejournal.com/profile&apos;&gt;&lt;img src=&apos;http://l-stat.livejournal.com/img/userinfo.gif&apos; alt=&apos;[info]&apos; width=&apos;17&apos; height=&apos;17&apos; style=&apos;vertical-align: bottom; border: 0; padding-right: 1px;&apos; /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;a href=&apos;http://delfinus.livejournal.com/&apos;&gt;&lt;b&gt;delfinus&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/span&gt;) visit not to long thereafter, as well. And then after that, there&apos;s a big one about the trip to Vermont. And then Nate&apos;s trip down to Orlando as well.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;The problem isn&apos;t that I&apos;m procrastinating (though I have been guilty of that from time-to-time, I admit it) but that when I&apos;m actually inspired and get on a roll, I look at the clock and have to call it off before I&apos;m done. Look at the time stamp on this post, for instance.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;I think I might just have to get a four pack of energy drinks and spend my next pair of days off chained to the desk writing. Because once I get that series of major posts complete, I think that it&apos;ll be a lot easier to get back to the occasional &quot;normal&quot; every other day or so habit I had going for some time. I have the time for those (these?) but anything long and detailed like what I&apos;ve got queued up now just burns up time.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Probably should be getting to bed.</description>
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  <pubDate>Sat, 28 Nov 2009 03:00:47 GMT</pubDate>
  <title>Today&apos;s Twitter Digest:</title>
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  <description>Today&apos;s Tweets:&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;ul class=&quot;loudtwitter&quot;&gt;&lt;li&gt;&lt;em&gt;22:14&lt;/em&gt; &amp;quot;American women are – without exception – crazier than a box of Glenn Becks, but somehow that only adds to their charm.&amp;quot; &lt;a href=&quot;http://twitter.com/longbottle/statuses/6101201417&quot;&gt;#&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/li&gt; &lt;li&gt;&lt;em&gt;05:26&lt;/em&gt; Has anyone else been having problems with Facebook photos today? &lt;a href=&quot;http://twitter.com/longbottle/statuses/6108595285&quot;&gt;#&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/li&gt; &lt;li&gt;&lt;em&gt;05:46&lt;/em&gt; Interpersonal relationships are like planets&apos; orbital paths. Fascinating, but something I don&apos;t understand. &lt;a href=&quot;http://twitter.com/longbottle/statuses/6108893856&quot;&gt;#&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/li&gt; &lt;li&gt;&lt;em&gt;06:10&lt;/em&gt; My biggest heroes are Dexter Morgan, Gregory House, and Dr. Sheldon Cooper. &lt;a href=&quot;http://twitter.com/longbottle/statuses/6109265023&quot;&gt;#&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/li&gt; &lt;li&gt;&lt;em&gt;06:11&lt;/em&gt; Would someone kindly consent to tell me whenever Facebook photos un-fucks itself so I can get back to commenting my albums? &lt;a href=&quot;http://twitter.com/longbottle/statuses/6109287017&quot;&gt;#&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/li&gt; &lt;li&gt;&lt;em&gt;&lt;br /&gt; 07:21&lt;/em&gt; I got a lot done today... should have gotten more done, but Facebook fucked up. &lt;a href=&quot;http://twitter.com/longbottle/statuses/6110440651&quot;&gt;#&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/li&gt; &lt;li&gt;&lt;em&gt;07:51&lt;/em&gt; I have a bad feeling that today is going to suck. Nonetheless, I sleep now, and hope it does not. &lt;a href=&quot;http://twitter.com/longbottle/statuses/6110981183&quot;&gt;#&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/li&gt; &lt;li&gt;&lt;em&gt;17:21&lt;/em&gt; My &amp;quot;Thanksgiving&amp;quot; dinner was fried rice and a pint of Ben &amp;amp; Jerry&apos;s ice cream. &lt;a href=&quot;http://twitter.com/longbottle/statuses/6124303053&quot;&gt;#&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/li&gt; &lt;li&gt;&lt;em&gt;21:24&lt;/em&gt; I greatly dislike high heels. I think they&apos;re dishonest. If you&apos;re short, just be short. &lt;a href=&quot;http://twitter.com/longbottle/statuses/6130071081&quot;&gt;#&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/li&gt; &lt;li&gt;&lt;em&gt;21:58&lt;/em&gt; It&apos;s the first day of being forced to listen to xmas music, and already I&apos;m sick of it. &lt;a href=&quot;http://twitter.com/longbottle/statuses/6130872060&quot;&gt;#&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/li&gt;&lt;/ul&gt;Automatically posted by &lt;a href=&quot;http://www.loudtwitter.com&quot;&gt;LoudTwitter&lt;/a&gt;</description>
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  <pubDate>Fri, 27 Nov 2009 03:01:13 GMT</pubDate>
  <title>Today&apos;s Twitter Digest:</title>
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  <description>Today&apos;s Tweets:&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;ul class=&quot;loudtwitter&quot;&gt;&lt;li&gt;&lt;em&gt;23:26&lt;/em&gt; The &amp;quot;cigarette asshole&amp;quot; came back tonight. Matt gave me carte blanche to refuse service if he made any more impolite comments. Guy&apos;s a dick. &lt;a href=&quot;http://twitter.com/longbottle/statuses/6072033367&quot;&gt;#&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/li&gt; &lt;li&gt;&lt;em&gt;23:37&lt;/em&gt; Crackhead is taking forever with the closing paperwork. I want to go home and have a hunk of the key lime pie that&apos;s sitting in my freezer. &lt;a href=&quot;http://twitter.com/longbottle/statuses/6072283399&quot;&gt;#&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/li&gt; &lt;li&gt;&lt;em&gt;23:49&lt;/em&gt; Still at work. This wouldn&apos;t be so irksome if we&apos;d actually had a lot to do post-close to kill time, but there isn&apos;t. &lt;a href=&quot;http://twitter.com/longbottle/statuses/6072526546&quot;&gt;#&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/li&gt; &lt;li&gt;&lt;em&gt;01:47&lt;/em&gt; RT @NathanFillion Poop anywhere. With the new Shit Box.  &lt;a href=&quot;http://yfrog.com/4gukaj&quot;&gt;yfrog.com/4gukaj&lt;/a&gt; --That&apos;s awesome! I want one! &lt;a href=&quot;http://twitter.com/longbottle/statuses/6074811570&quot;&gt;#&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/li&gt; &lt;li&gt;&lt;em&gt;02:36&lt;/em&gt; &amp;quot;There&apos;s an old robot saying th&lt;br /&gt; at applies here: DOES NOT COMPUTE&amp;quot; &lt;a href=&quot;http://twitter.com/longbottle/statuses/6075597932&quot;&gt;#&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/li&gt; &lt;li&gt;&lt;em&gt;03:13&lt;/em&gt; &amp;quot;Oh, Japan. So much technology. So little being normal.&amp;quot; -- Seth Meyers &lt;a href=&quot;http://twitter.com/longbottle/statuses/6076157537&quot;&gt;#&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/li&gt; &lt;li&gt;&lt;em&gt;03:46&lt;/em&gt; Worf was right. Prune juice is indeed a &amp;quot;warrior&apos;s drink&amp;quot;. &lt;a href=&quot;http://twitter.com/longbottle/statuses/6076638555&quot;&gt;#&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/li&gt; &lt;li&gt;&lt;em&gt;04:34&lt;/em&gt; I really really really fucking hate when stuff just &amp;quot;doesn&apos;t work&amp;quot; with no reason remotely apparent. It drives me barking mad! &lt;a href=&quot;http://twitter.com/longbottle/statuses/6077330606&quot;&gt;#&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/li&gt; &lt;li&gt;&lt;em&gt;04:52&lt;/em&gt; SUCCESS! VICTORY! I WON! W00T! I have finally figured out the black magic that is the secret to getting MyTether to work! &lt;a href=&quot;http://twitter.com/longbottle/statuses/6077584697&quot;&gt;#&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/li&gt; &lt;li&gt;&lt;em&gt;04:53&lt;/em&gt; I&apos;m connected on two laptops at once, using my phone&apos;s Internet connection as a WAP. This&lt;br /&gt;  is uber-cool. &lt;a href=&quot;http://twitter.com/longbottle/statuses/6077598311&quot;&gt;#&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/li&gt; &lt;li&gt;&lt;em&gt;04:54&lt;/em&gt; There must be a weird bug cross-linking the &amp;quot;screen stay always on&amp;quot; setting, and the DHCP. Because the Pre was issuing invalid IP&apos;s... &lt;a href=&quot;http://twitter.com/longbottle/statuses/6077616869&quot;&gt;#&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/li&gt; &lt;li&gt;&lt;em&gt;04:54&lt;/em&gt; ...until I enabled the option in the settings. &lt;a href=&quot;http://twitter.com/longbottle/statuses/6077622485&quot;&gt;#&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/li&gt; &lt;li&gt;&lt;em&gt;04:56&lt;/em&gt; Another day with little posting, ending with a bout of &amp;quot;skeet-tweeting&amp;quot; that would do @thatkevinsmith proud. I see a trend forming here. &lt;a href=&quot;http://twitter.com/longbottle/statuses/6077640135&quot;&gt;#&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/li&gt; &lt;li&gt;&lt;em&gt;05:06&lt;/em&gt; I think the iBook&apos;s battery finally shit the bed. It went from about 30% to dead, and now it&apos;s refusing to charge. Time to go shopping. &lt;a href=&quot;http://twitter.com/longbottle/statuses/6077790911&quot;&gt;#&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/li&gt; &lt;li&gt;&lt;em&gt;05:35&lt;/em&gt; Why doesn&apos;t Apple list the maH rating for it&apos;s ba&lt;br /&gt; tteries? Seriously, who the fuck still uses watt-hours? &lt;a href=&quot;http://twitter.com/longbottle/statuses/6078195903&quot;&gt;#&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/li&gt; &lt;li&gt;&lt;em&gt;06:45&lt;/em&gt; I&apos;ve been reading Janet Asimov&apos;s Norby series lately. First time since my youth. They&apos;re as much fun as I remember them being. &lt;a href=&quot;http://twitter.com/longbottle/statuses/6079260750&quot;&gt;#&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/li&gt; &lt;li&gt;&lt;em&gt;20:44&lt;/em&gt; Happy &amp;quot;we stole this land from the natives&amp;quot; day to all Americans. &lt;a href=&quot;http://twitter.com/longbottle/statuses/6099083633&quot;&gt;#&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/li&gt;&lt;/ul&gt;Automatically posted by &lt;a href=&quot;http://www.loudtwitter.com&quot;&gt;LoudTwitter&lt;/a&gt;</description>
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  <pubDate>Thu, 26 Nov 2009 03:00:57 GMT</pubDate>
  <title>Today&apos;s Twitter Digest:</title>
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  <description>Today&apos;s Tweets:&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;ul class=&quot;loudtwitter&quot;&gt;&lt;li&gt;&lt;em&gt;05:58&lt;/em&gt; I didn&apos;t post much (anything?) to Twitter today. Pretty much all I did was go get some groceries. TP and eggs. &lt;a href=&quot;http://twitter.com/longbottle/statuses/6046751948&quot;&gt;#&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/li&gt; &lt;li&gt;&lt;em&gt;05:59&lt;/em&gt; Otherwise, a wasted (if restful) day. &lt;a href=&quot;http://twitter.com/longbottle/statuses/6046754981&quot;&gt;#&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/li&gt; &lt;li&gt;&lt;em&gt;06:01&lt;/em&gt; I slept from about 10PM last night to after 3PM today. It felt so damned good, but I had no energy for the rest of the day. &lt;a href=&quot;http://twitter.com/longbottle/statuses/6046788526&quot;&gt;#&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/li&gt;&lt;/ul&gt;Automatically posted by &lt;a href=&quot;http://www.loudtwitter.com&quot;&gt;LoudTwitter&lt;/a&gt;</description>
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  <pubDate>Wed, 25 Nov 2009 03:00:46 GMT</pubDate>
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  <description>Today&apos;s Tweets:&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;ul class=&quot;loudtwitter&quot;&gt;&lt;li&gt;&lt;em&gt;03:04&lt;/em&gt; I don&apos;t think I was even home for a full hour before I fell asleep on the couch. Guess I was a little tired. &lt;a href=&quot;http://twitter.com/longbottle/statuses/6002636665&quot;&gt;#&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/li&gt;&lt;/ul&gt;Automatically posted by &lt;a href=&quot;http://www.loudtwitter.com&quot;&gt;LoudTwitter&lt;/a&gt;</description>
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  <pubDate>Tue, 24 Nov 2009 03:01:04 GMT</pubDate>
  <title>Today&apos;s Twitter Digest:</title>
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  <description>Today&apos;s Tweets:&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;ul class=&quot;loudtwitter&quot;&gt;&lt;li&gt;&lt;em&gt;22:27&lt;/em&gt; One of the strippers looks an aweful lot like T&apos;Pol (from Enterprise). That&apos;s awesome. &lt;a href=&quot;http://twitter.com/longbottle/statuses/5965792722&quot;&gt;#&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/li&gt; &lt;li&gt;&lt;em&gt;23:02&lt;/em&gt; &amp;quot;New Jersey is a giant landfill covered in mobsters.&amp;quot; --Me &lt;a href=&quot;http://twitter.com/longbottle/statuses/5966868808&quot;&gt;#&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/li&gt; &lt;li&gt;&lt;em&gt;02:24&lt;/em&gt; Things I&apos;ve learned: Canadian cigarettes come in packs of 25, not 20. &lt;a href=&quot;http://twitter.com/longbottle/statuses/5970696136&quot;&gt;#&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/li&gt; &lt;li&gt;&lt;em&gt;02:50&lt;/em&gt; I just was applying for a job online, and got the following error message: &amp;quot;The pay amount you entered is too low for yearly pay.&amp;quot; &lt;a href=&quot;http://twitter.com/longbottle/statuses/5971070193&quot;&gt;#&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/li&gt; &lt;li&gt;&lt;em&gt;03:47&lt;/em&gt; Seriously, with work as much of a drain as it is, why does anyone bother to attempt to have a social life anymore? I don&apos;t see the point. &lt;a href=&quot;http://twitter.com/longbottle/statuses/5971837068&quot;&gt;#&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/li&gt; &lt;li&gt;&lt;em&gt;04:&lt;br /&gt; 16&lt;/em&gt; In my world, there is no &amp;quot;we&amp;quot;. There is only &amp;quot;me&amp;quot; and &amp;quot;them&amp;quot;. &lt;a href=&quot;http://twitter.com/longbottle/statuses/5972209314&quot;&gt;#&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/li&gt; &lt;li&gt;&lt;em&gt;04:36&lt;/em&gt; Cognac &amp;amp; Sapling maple liquor (1.5:1.0 ratio) tastes amazing. &lt;a href=&quot;http://twitter.com/longbottle/statuses/5972458185&quot;&gt;#&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/li&gt; &lt;li&gt;&lt;em&gt;04:45&lt;/em&gt; Over the last few days, I must have applied for more than 25 jobs. Now, to just sit back and let the lack of interest roll in. &lt;a href=&quot;http://twitter.com/longbottle/statuses/5972579469&quot;&gt;#&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/li&gt; &lt;li&gt;&lt;em&gt;05:10&lt;/em&gt; I get slightly more sleep than usual tonight, and I have Tuesday off this week. Almost makes up for my days off being broken up. &lt;a href=&quot;http://twitter.com/longbottle/statuses/5972899102&quot;&gt;#&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/li&gt; &lt;li&gt;&lt;em&gt;05:29&lt;/em&gt; There have always been loud stupid people. The advent of the Internet just made them louder and stupider. &lt;a href=&quot;http://twitter.com/longbottle/statuses/5973141879&quot;&gt;#&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/li&gt; &lt;li&gt;&lt;em&gt;05:52&lt;/em&gt; The Palm Pr&lt;br /&gt; e *does* have an alarm clock app! The functionality was added in the 1.3 update. Cool, I&apos;ve been waiting for that. &lt;a href=&quot;http://twitter.com/longbottle/statuses/5973455794&quot;&gt;#&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/li&gt; &lt;li&gt;&lt;em&gt;05:53&lt;/em&gt; I&apos;ve noticed that Palm&apos;s been adding a lot of features into WebOS with the updates, not just fixing bugs. Nice to see that. &lt;a href=&quot;http://twitter.com/longbottle/statuses/5973468797&quot;&gt;#&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/li&gt; &lt;li&gt;&lt;em&gt;06:10&lt;/em&gt; Okay, I should have been to sleep two hours ago... &lt;a href=&quot;http://twitter.com/longbottle/statuses/5973708104&quot;&gt;#&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/li&gt; &lt;li&gt;&lt;em&gt;06:11&lt;/em&gt; I know no one actually reads these, but I don&apos;t care. I Tweet not for others, but because I like doing it. &lt;a href=&quot;http://twitter.com/longbottle/statuses/5973724917&quot;&gt;#&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/li&gt; &lt;li&gt;&lt;em&gt;19:34&lt;/em&gt; I&apos;m annoyed at Craig. Right after Bill left, he stopped working and fucked off until he left. &lt;a href=&quot;http://twitter.com/longbottle/statuses/5993049009&quot;&gt;#&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/li&gt; &lt;li&gt;&lt;em&gt;20:21&lt;/em&gt; Ordered lunch from the box lady. Amazing, as alw&lt;br /&gt; ays. She gave me some wontons gratis. Christine is way too nice to me. &lt;a href=&quot;http://twitter.com/longbottle/statuses/5994281762&quot;&gt;#&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/li&gt; &lt;li&gt;&lt;em&gt;20:42&lt;/em&gt; I don&apos;t mind the heat in the stockroom, but the lack of circulating air is murder. &lt;a href=&quot;http://twitter.com/longbottle/statuses/5994839411&quot;&gt;#&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/li&gt;&lt;/ul&gt;Automatically posted by &lt;a href=&quot;http://www.loudtwitter.com&quot;&gt;LoudTwitter&lt;/a&gt;</description>
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  <description>Today&apos;s Tweets:&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;ul class=&quot;loudtwitter&quot;&gt;&lt;li&gt;&lt;em&gt;22:07&lt;/em&gt; Tried out Google&apos;s Chrome OS in a VM. It&apos;s very interesting, and quite responsive. Only time I&apos;ve ever seen YouTube work within a VM. &lt;a href=&quot;http://twitter.com/longbottle/statuses/5936036906&quot;&gt;#&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/li&gt; &lt;li&gt;&lt;em&gt;23:18&lt;/em&gt; Holy crap, it&apos;s been a LONG time since I bothered to log into Yahoo.... &lt;a href=&quot;http://twitter.com/longbottle/statuses/5937553631&quot;&gt;#&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/li&gt; &lt;li&gt;&lt;em&gt;23:35&lt;/em&gt; WebOS 1.31 includes Yahoo integration. Interesting. &lt;a href=&quot;http://twitter.com/longbottle/statuses/5937904641&quot;&gt;#&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/li&gt; &lt;li&gt;&lt;em&gt;01:36&lt;/em&gt; Did some serious contact-list pruning. &lt;a href=&quot;http://twitter.com/longbottle/statuses/5940155314&quot;&gt;#&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/li&gt; &lt;li&gt;&lt;em&gt;01:48&lt;/em&gt; Damn, Yahoo &amp;amp; MySpace both have Twitter-clone &amp;quot;what are you doing now&amp;quot; mini status-update boxes. How uncreative. &lt;a href=&quot;http://twitter.com/longbottle/statuses/5940339767&quot;&gt;#&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/li&gt; &lt;li&gt;&lt;em&gt;04:32&lt;/em&gt; Car insurance is due. Oh joy, $400 I don&apos;t have just to barely scrape by &lt;br /&gt; and comply with the state laws. &lt;a href=&quot;http://twitter.com/longbottle/statuses/5942521239&quot;&gt;#&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/li&gt; &lt;li&gt;&lt;em&gt;05:33&lt;/em&gt; God help me, I&apos;m starting to memorize all this useless employment information. GAH! &lt;a href=&quot;http://twitter.com/longbottle/statuses/5943257911&quot;&gt;#&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/li&gt; &lt;li&gt;&lt;em&gt;06:50&lt;/em&gt; So many job apps... my head hurts. &lt;a href=&quot;http://twitter.com/longbottle/statuses/5944212725&quot;&gt;#&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/li&gt; &lt;li&gt;&lt;em&gt;07:35&lt;/em&gt; I have officially named my car. She is Cassandra. That is all. &lt;a href=&quot;http://twitter.com/longbottle/statuses/5944825231&quot;&gt;#&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/li&gt; &lt;li&gt;&lt;em&gt;16:59&lt;/em&gt; My server decided to reset itself during the night again. I&apos;m not sure why it did, but with the server as twitchy as it is, it&apos;s annoying. &lt;a href=&quot;http://twitter.com/longbottle/statuses/5956924569&quot;&gt;#&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/li&gt; &lt;li&gt;&lt;em&gt;17:01&lt;/em&gt; I was sitting in traffic on Himes (less than a block from where I work) for a good 12 minutes waiting to make a turn. Fuckin&apos; football. &lt;a href=&quot;http://twitter.com/longbottle/statuses/59 56983944&quot;&gt;#&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/li&gt; &lt;li&gt;&lt;em&gt;17:03&lt;/em&gt; Hate football, I hate football fans. &lt;a href=&quot;http://twitter.com/longbottle/statuses/5957031273&quot;&gt;#&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/li&gt; &lt;li&gt;&lt;em&gt;17:11&lt;/em&gt; Loud, drunken football fans should be shot. In the groin, and then again in the face. &lt;a href=&quot;http://twitter.com/longbottle/statuses/5957214650&quot;&gt;#&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/li&gt; &lt;li&gt;&lt;em&gt;17:50&lt;/em&gt; RT @chrispirillo: Now that food has replaced sex in my life, I can&apos;t even get into my own pants. &lt;a href=&quot;http://twitter.com/longbottle/statuses/5958152537&quot;&gt;#&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/li&gt;&lt;/ul&gt;Automatically posted by &lt;a href=&quot;http://www.loudtwitter.com&quot;&gt;LoudTwitter&lt;/a&gt;</description>
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  <pubDate>Sun, 22 Nov 2009 03:00:51 GMT</pubDate>
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  <description>Today&apos;s Tweets:&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;ul class=&quot;loudtwitter&quot;&gt;&lt;li&gt;&lt;em&gt;22:01&lt;/em&gt; So far so good with project &amp;quot;milking the ice&amp;quot;. After 10, and still not done. &lt;a href=&quot;http://twitter.com/longbottle/statuses/5908880565&quot;&gt;#&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/li&gt; &lt;li&gt;&lt;em&gt;00:13&lt;/em&gt; I am sick and tired of having to raise my voice and repeat myself. It&apos;s fucking annoying. &lt;a href=&quot;http://twitter.com/longbottle/statuses/5911613209&quot;&gt;#&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/li&gt; &lt;li&gt;&lt;em&gt;00:32&lt;/em&gt; Almost time to go home. &lt;a href=&quot;http://twitter.com/longbottle/statuses/5911959862&quot;&gt;#&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/li&gt; &lt;li&gt;&lt;em&gt;14:03&lt;/em&gt; I have enough sleep banked from the last few nights to not feel like shit with the 5hrs I got last night, thankfully. &lt;a href=&quot;http://twitter.com/longbottle/statuses/5925455323&quot;&gt;#&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/li&gt; &lt;li&gt;&lt;em&gt;14:44&lt;/em&gt; Is it bad that I just saw someone attractive, and my first thought was &amp;quot;I&apos;d like to sink my teeth into that!&amp;quot;? &lt;a href=&quot;http://twitter.com/longbottle/statuses/5926351959&quot;&gt;#&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/li&gt; &lt;li&gt;&lt;em&gt;14:53&lt;/em&gt; &amp;quot;Bill, this company isn&apos;t any greedier than any othe&lt;br /&gt; r large company. They&apos;re just less subtile about it than others are.&amp;quot; --Me &lt;a href=&quot;http://twitter.com/longbottle/statuses/5926547410&quot;&gt;#&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/li&gt; &lt;li&gt;&lt;em&gt;19:00&lt;/em&gt; I think it&apos;s time for a little contact (list) enema. I think the cruft is starting to get bad again. I know what I&apos;m doing when I get home! &lt;a href=&quot;http://twitter.com/longbottle/statuses/5931866192&quot;&gt;#&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/li&gt; &lt;li&gt;&lt;em&gt;20:31&lt;/em&gt; Our 3rd key (Craig) went home sick. Uh-oh. &lt;a href=&quot;http://twitter.com/longbottle/statuses/5933896883&quot;&gt;#&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/li&gt; &lt;li&gt;&lt;em&gt;21:01&lt;/em&gt; &amp;quot;I know why Craig&apos;s sick... It&apos;s all that ass-kissing he does.&amp;quot; --Me &lt;a href=&quot;http://twitter.com/longbottle/statuses/5934562280&quot;&gt;#&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/li&gt;&lt;/ul&gt;Automatically posted by &lt;a href=&quot;http://www.loudtwitter.com&quot;&gt;LoudTwitter&lt;/a&gt;</description>
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  <pubDate>Sat, 21 Nov 2009 03:00:53 GMT</pubDate>
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  <description>Today&apos;s Tweets:&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;ul class=&quot;loudtwitter&quot;&gt;&lt;li&gt;&lt;em&gt;01:23&lt;/em&gt; Looks like I will have to pay out-of-pocket for repairing my cracked windshield. Again. Oh, the joys of being a Florida motorist... &lt;a href=&quot;http://twitter.com/longbottle/statuses/5882322310&quot;&gt;#&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/li&gt; &lt;li&gt;&lt;em&gt;01:37&lt;/em&gt; Mmmm.... pizza. &lt;a href=&quot;http://twitter.com/longbottle/statuses/5882538210&quot;&gt;#&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/li&gt; &lt;li&gt;&lt;em&gt;06:30&lt;/em&gt; Fucked around with the Sony TV I drug home from geezerville. It works, but it&apos;s got some sort of a problem with the power supply. &lt;a href=&quot;http://twitter.com/longbottle/statuses/5886606023&quot;&gt;#&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/li&gt; &lt;li&gt;&lt;em&gt;06:31&lt;/em&gt; I think I got a fair bit accomplished over the last two days... and I feel a hell of a lot better, more rested. &lt;a href=&quot;http://twitter.com/longbottle/statuses/5886617891&quot;&gt;#&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/li&gt; &lt;li&gt;&lt;em&gt;06:34&lt;/em&gt; Today won&apos;t be bad... but tomorrow&apos;s going to suck. &lt;a href=&quot;http://twitter.com/longbottle/statuses/5886656115&quot;&gt;#&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/li&gt; &lt;li&gt;&lt;em&gt;18:20&lt;/em&gt; I really hate Fridays. Fuck you, &amp;quot;TGIF&amp;quot; peopl&lt;br /&gt; e. &lt;a href=&quot;http://twitter.com/longbottle/statuses/5903668466&quot;&gt;#&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/li&gt; &lt;li&gt;&lt;em&gt;20:01&lt;/em&gt; I&apos;m glad that there isn&apos;t a football game today. That makes things easier to deal with. &lt;a href=&quot;http://twitter.com/longbottle/statuses/5906114631&quot;&gt;#&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/li&gt; &lt;li&gt;&lt;em&gt;21:17&lt;/em&gt; I feel like I need a vacation grom my life. I just want to be anywhere but here. &lt;a href=&quot;http://twitter.com/longbottle/statuses/5907885101&quot;&gt;#&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/li&gt; &lt;li&gt;&lt;em&gt;21:20&lt;/em&gt; Is it midnight yet? *sigh* &lt;a href=&quot;http://twitter.com/longbottle/statuses/5907952024&quot;&gt;#&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/li&gt; &lt;li&gt;&lt;em&gt;21:39&lt;/em&gt; Tonight is really dragging by, I&apos;m glad it&apos;s almost 10. I&apos;m milking making these bags of ice in the hopes that it&apos;ll be 10:30 when I&apos;m done. &lt;a href=&quot;http://twitter.com/longbottle/statuses/5908400501&quot;&gt;#&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/li&gt;&lt;/ul&gt;Automatically posted by &lt;a href=&quot;http://www.loudtwitter.com&quot;&gt;LoudTwitter&lt;/a&gt;</description>
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  <pubDate>Fri, 20 Nov 2009 03:01:03 GMT</pubDate>
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  <description>Today&apos;s Tweets:&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;ul class=&quot;loudtwitter&quot;&gt;&lt;li&gt;&lt;em&gt;22:03&lt;/em&gt; Why do people like the show Scrubs? It was a comedy that wasn&apos;t funny. It&apos;s entire reason for being was negated, yet people love it. WTF? &lt;a href=&quot;http://twitter.com/longbottle/statuses/5846768157&quot;&gt;#&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/li&gt; &lt;li&gt;&lt;em&gt;22:23&lt;/em&gt; Socialism isn&apos;t cub scouts bringing meals to the infirm. That&apos;s charily. socialism is the government bringing meals to all from tax dollars. &lt;a href=&quot;http://twitter.com/longbottle/statuses/5847267225&quot;&gt;#&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/li&gt; &lt;li&gt;&lt;em&gt;22:25&lt;/em&gt; I want a fried onion with horseradish dipping sauce! #unhealthycraving &lt;a href=&quot;http://twitter.com/longbottle/statuses/5847327781&quot;&gt;#&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/li&gt; &lt;li&gt;&lt;em&gt;22:52&lt;/em&gt; We store cigars in a cubby behind the counter at work. I call it &amp;quot;the cigar hole&amp;quot;. This of course allows for Lewinsky jokes to me made. &lt;a href=&quot;http://twitter.com/longbottle/statuses/5847958031&quot;&gt;#&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/li&gt; &lt;li&gt;&lt;em&gt;23:14&lt;/em&gt; Backup time for the desktop! Time Machine and the Xserve make it really painless. &lt;a href=&quot;http://twitter.com/longbottle/statuses/5848476176&quot;&gt;#&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/li&gt; &lt;li&gt;&lt;em&gt;23:56&lt;/em&gt; &amp;quot;Once we figure out the bugs in this thing, the world is ours! All of them!&amp;quot; &lt;a href=&quot;http://twitter.com/longbottle/statuses/5849374048&quot;&gt;#&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/li&gt; &lt;li&gt;&lt;em&gt;00:02&lt;/em&gt; I fucking hate filling out job applications online. Some of them are soo poorly designed and hard to read. &lt;a href=&quot;http://twitter.com/longbottle/statuses/5849485050&quot;&gt;#&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/li&gt; &lt;li&gt;&lt;em&gt;01:07&lt;/em&gt; &lt;a href=&quot;http://twitpic.com/q2rpa&quot;&gt;twitpic.com/q2rpa&lt;/a&gt; - The wiring behind my A/V center is a little messy. &lt;a href=&quot;http://twitter.com/longbottle/statuses/5850674360&quot;&gt;#&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/li&gt; &lt;li&gt;&lt;em&gt;02:14&lt;/em&gt; What? Eggo waffle shortage?! Noooooooo!: &lt;a href=&quot;http://www.npr.org/templates/story/story.php?storyId=120546896&quot;&gt;www.npr.org/templates/story/story.php?storyId=120546896&lt;/a&gt; &lt;a href=&quot;http://twitter.com/longbottle/statuses/5851683956&quot;&gt;#&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/li&gt; &lt;li&gt;&lt;em&gt;02:17&lt;/em&gt; New take on a classic PC joke: &lt;a href=&quot;http://www.break.com/index/wom en-take-mouse-balls-very-seriously.html&quot;&gt;www.break.com/index/women-take-mouse-balls-very-seriously.html&lt;/a&gt; &lt;a href=&quot;http://twitter.com/longbottle/statuses/5851729027&quot;&gt;#&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/li&gt; &lt;li&gt;&lt;em&gt;02:30&lt;/em&gt; Making pancakes. With lots of syrup. &lt;a href=&quot;http://twitter.com/longbottle/statuses/5851898961&quot;&gt;#&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/li&gt; &lt;li&gt;&lt;em&gt;02:34&lt;/em&gt; I want to make waffles at some point in the future, but I don&apos;t have a waffle iron. &lt;a href=&quot;http://twitter.com/longbottle/statuses/5851961333&quot;&gt;#&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/li&gt; &lt;li&gt;&lt;em&gt;02:34&lt;/em&gt; I hate being poor, it sucks ass. &lt;a href=&quot;http://twitter.com/longbottle/statuses/5851964309&quot;&gt;#&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/li&gt; &lt;li&gt;&lt;em&gt;02:36&lt;/em&gt; &amp;quot;Waffles aren&apos;t waffles unless they&apos;re shaped like waffles.&amp;quot; --Me &lt;a href=&quot;http://twitter.com/longbottle/statuses/5851987919&quot;&gt;#&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/li&gt; &lt;li&gt;&lt;em&gt;02:36&lt;/em&gt; I love quoting myself, I come up with such awesome stuff. &lt;a href=&quot;http://twitter.com/longbottle/statuses/5851992180&quot;&gt;#&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/li&gt; &lt;li&gt;&lt;em&gt;02:50&lt;/em&gt; Reached into the silverware drawer (which doesn&apos;t ope&lt;br /&gt; n all the way because of  my tiny-ass kitchen) and got stabbed by a fork. FML &lt;a href=&quot;http://twitter.com/longbottle/statuses/5852174287&quot;&gt;#&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/li&gt; &lt;li&gt;&lt;em&gt;20:31&lt;/em&gt; I hate cleaning the kitchen. More than the bathroom or any other housecleaning. &lt;a href=&quot;http://twitter.com/longbottle/statuses/5875772765&quot;&gt;#&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/li&gt;&lt;/ul&gt;Automatically posted by &lt;a href=&quot;http://www.loudtwitter.com&quot;&gt;LoudTwitter&lt;/a&gt;</description>
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  <pubDate>Thu, 19 Nov 2009 03:00:55 GMT</pubDate>
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  <description>Today&apos;s Tweets:&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;ul class=&quot;loudtwitter&quot;&gt;&lt;li&gt;&lt;em&gt;23:38&lt;/em&gt; I think I finally just realized where the 50/60hz hum on the audio of the TV computer is coming from! w00t! &lt;a href=&quot;http://twitter.com/longbottle/statuses/5818008624&quot;&gt;#&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/li&gt; &lt;li&gt;&lt;em&gt;02:17&lt;/em&gt; RT @luis2010 RETRO: A Twitter Client for Mac OS Classic &lt;a href=&quot;http://ow.ly/162vlJ&quot;&gt;ow.ly/162vlJ&lt;/a&gt; --Dude, that&apos;s awesome. I might have to dust off the Mac SE! &lt;a href=&quot;http://twitter.com/longbottle/statuses/5820691691&quot;&gt;#&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/li&gt; &lt;li&gt;&lt;em&gt;04:09&lt;/em&gt; Fucking server didn&apos;t come back after reboot AGAIN. Looks like I&apos;m going to have to disable Windows Update. &lt;a href=&quot;http://twitter.com/longbottle/statuses/5822054834&quot;&gt;#&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/li&gt; &lt;li&gt;&lt;em&gt;04:12&lt;/em&gt; Fixed that fucking blur on the secondary display at least.. &lt;a href=&quot;http://twitter.com/longbottle/statuses/5822089184&quot;&gt;#&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/li&gt; &lt;li&gt;&lt;em&gt;04:25&lt;/em&gt; Motherfucking fucking fuck. Still have the 50/60hz AC hum... but at least I know what it is now. &lt;a href=&quot;http://twitter.com/longbottle/statuses/58 22260448&quot;&gt;#&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/li&gt; &lt;li&gt;&lt;em&gt;05:25&lt;/em&gt; I really need to totally re-do the A/V setup. Hell, it might even be time for a new A/V receiver. Maybe after the next time I move. &lt;a href=&quot;http://twitter.com/longbottle/statuses/5823019398&quot;&gt;#&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/li&gt; &lt;li&gt;&lt;em&gt;05:31&lt;/em&gt; I need a whole new A/V setup. Some of the ghetto-rigging back there is really frightening. &lt;a href=&quot;http://twitter.com/longbottle/statuses/5823108456&quot;&gt;#&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/li&gt; &lt;li&gt;&lt;em&gt;05:32&lt;/em&gt; I figured out what&apos;s up with the server... something to do with the data disks. Probably need to check those for integrity. &lt;a href=&quot;http://twitter.com/longbottle/statuses/5823126346&quot;&gt;#&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/li&gt; &lt;li&gt;&lt;em&gt;21:33&lt;/em&gt; I decided to catch up on my sleep last night. &lt;a href=&quot;http://twitter.com/longbottle/statuses/5845992139&quot;&gt;#&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/li&gt; &lt;li&gt;&lt;em&gt;21:58&lt;/em&gt; I slept from about 5:30AM until almost 8PM. That&apos;s the price I pay for wanting to not feel like ass today. Oh well, paid it gladly. &lt;a href=&quot;http://twitter.com/longbottle/statuses/5846624405&quot;&gt;#&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/li&gt;&lt;/ul&gt;Automatically posted by &lt;a href=&quot;http://www.loudtwitter.com&quot;&gt;LoudTwitter&lt;/a&gt;</description>
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  <pubDate>Wed, 18 Nov 2009 03:01:05 GMT</pubDate>
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  <description>Today&apos;s Tweets:&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;ul class=&quot;loudtwitter&quot;&gt;&lt;li&gt;&lt;em&gt;00:44&lt;/em&gt; I found it more than a bit surprising that the walmart brand pasta sauce doesn&apos;t contain high-fructose corn syrup and other junk. &lt;a href=&quot;http://twitter.com/longbottle/statuses/5788632443&quot;&gt;#&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/li&gt; &lt;li&gt;&lt;em&gt;01:04&lt;/em&gt; Watching the new Doctor Who special (Waters Of MArs). &lt;a href=&quot;http://twitter.com/longbottle/statuses/5788982432&quot;&gt;#&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/li&gt; &lt;li&gt;&lt;em&gt;02:24&lt;/em&gt; Waters Of Mars was very, very good. Worth the wait. &lt;a href=&quot;http://twitter.com/longbottle/statuses/5790179897&quot;&gt;#&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/li&gt; &lt;li&gt;&lt;em&gt;02:31&lt;/em&gt; For those of you that might have seen this: &lt;a href=&quot;http://izismile.com/img/img2/20091106/wtf_pictures_63.jpg&quot;&gt;izismile.com/img/img2/20091106/wtf_pictures_63.jpg&lt;/a&gt; &lt;a href=&quot;http://twitter.com/longbottle/statuses/5790266841&quot;&gt;#&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/li&gt; &lt;li&gt;&lt;em&gt;02:45&lt;/em&gt; The trailer at the end of WoM teases that The Master is making a comeback in the xmas special. Glee! &lt;a href=&quot;http://twitter.com/longbottle/statuses/5790455255&quot;&gt;#&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/li&gt; &lt;li&gt;&lt;em&gt;03:0&lt;br /&gt; 5&lt;/em&gt; I have to get up fairly early tomorrow for the truck. That sucks. But at least I don&apos;t have to close on the day before a day off. &lt;a href=&quot;http://twitter.com/longbottle/statuses/5790715201&quot;&gt;#&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/li&gt; &lt;li&gt;&lt;em&gt;03:06&lt;/em&gt; Since I&apos;ll be getting home fairly early, I might actually be able to get a decent night&apos;s sleep, and still do something the next day. &lt;a href=&quot;http://twitter.com/longbottle/statuses/5790724707&quot;&gt;#&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/li&gt; &lt;li&gt;&lt;em&gt;03:54&lt;/em&gt; (From Family Guy) Palestinian alarm clock: &amp;quot;ALLAH HOO ACKBAAH!&amp;quot; *BOOM!* &lt;a href=&quot;http://twitter.com/longbottle/statuses/5791339472&quot;&gt;#&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/li&gt; &lt;li&gt;&lt;em&gt;04:36&lt;/em&gt; I love the shit out of Sprint&apos;s &amp;quot;any mobile, any time&amp;quot;. I&apos;ve used it for almost 300 minutes this month so far. &lt;a href=&quot;http://twitter.com/longbottle/statuses/5791872995&quot;&gt;#&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/li&gt; &lt;li&gt;&lt;em&gt;17:05&lt;/em&gt; RT @NationalDebt: $12,031,299,186,290.07 (+) - please RT for $12T -Holy fucking christ, we&apos;re fucked. &lt;a href=&quot;http://twitter.com/longbottle/statuses/58077 98653&quot;&gt;#&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/li&gt; &lt;li&gt;&lt;em&gt;17:10&lt;/em&gt; So close and yet so far from the end of my workday. Gotta be here until 8PM. &lt;a href=&quot;http://twitter.com/longbottle/statuses/5807915585&quot;&gt;#&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/li&gt; &lt;li&gt;&lt;em&gt;17:20&lt;/em&gt; I&apos;ve found that chewing gum at work can help with the gut-churning that happens if I drink my coffee too fast. &lt;a href=&quot;http://twitter.com/longbottle/statuses/5808179966&quot;&gt;#&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/li&gt; &lt;li&gt;&lt;em&gt;18:40&lt;/em&gt; Blah, y&apos;all suck. &lt;a href=&quot;http://twitter.com/longbottle/statuses/5810339022&quot;&gt;#&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/li&gt; &lt;li&gt;&lt;em&gt;19:57&lt;/em&gt; Almost to freedom. T-30m and counting. &lt;a href=&quot;http://twitter.com/longbottle/statuses/5812464070&quot;&gt;#&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/li&gt; &lt;li&gt;&lt;em&gt;20:23&lt;/em&gt; Stopped at Long John Silvers on the way home. Had an odd craving for it... The hushpuppies are addictive. &lt;a href=&quot;http://twitter.com/longbottle/statuses/5813186834&quot;&gt;#&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/li&gt;&lt;/ul&gt;Automatically posted by &lt;a href=&quot;http://www.loudtwitter.com&quot;&gt;LoudTwitter&lt;/a&gt;</description>
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  <pubDate>Tue, 17 Nov 2009 03:01:11 GMT</pubDate>
  <title>Today&apos;s Twitter Digest:</title>
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  <description>Today&apos;s Tweets:&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;ul class=&quot;loudtwitter&quot;&gt;&lt;li&gt;&lt;em&gt;23:01&lt;/em&gt; The hostility leval betwixt myself and Matt just increased about 5,000%. &lt;a href=&quot;http://twitter.com/longbottle/statuses/5755936950&quot;&gt;#&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/li&gt; &lt;li&gt;&lt;em&gt;23:06&lt;/em&gt; I really need to get a new job. &lt;a href=&quot;http://twitter.com/longbottle/statuses/5756056183&quot;&gt;#&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/li&gt; &lt;li&gt;&lt;em&gt;23:12&lt;/em&gt; Why aren&apos;t there any jobs for people that aren&apos;t &amp;quot;team players&amp;quot;? Some of us actuall work best alone. &lt;a href=&quot;http://twitter.com/longbottle/statuses/5756178939&quot;&gt;#&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/li&gt; &lt;li&gt;&lt;em&gt;23:54&lt;/em&gt; Amazing how blaring some KMFDM will make it seem that all is right with the world... &lt;a href=&quot;http://twitter.com/longbottle/statuses/5757124895&quot;&gt;#&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/li&gt; &lt;li&gt;&lt;em&gt;00:12&lt;/em&gt; Often these days, I get the feeling that my life is mostly over, and I haven;t lived any of it. &lt;a href=&quot;http://twitter.com/longbottle/statuses/5757481834&quot;&gt;#&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/li&gt; &lt;li&gt;&lt;em&gt;00:58&lt;/em&gt; I know some people that read this work out. Is there any home gym or relatively cheap exercise equip&lt;br /&gt; ment that you&apos;d recommend? &lt;a href=&quot;http://twitter.com/longbottle/statuses/5758299010&quot;&gt;#&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/li&gt; &lt;li&gt;&lt;em&gt;03:18&lt;/em&gt; A huge &amp;quot;thank you&amp;quot; to all the people that read this and reply when I have a serious question to ask of you. All 0 of you. &lt;a href=&quot;http://twitter.com/longbottle/statuses/5760276938&quot;&gt;#&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/li&gt; &lt;li&gt;&lt;em&gt;03:33&lt;/em&gt; Family Guy on Hulu is sponsored by the Star Trek DVD/BluRay disc release. Talk about knowing your audience! &lt;a href=&quot;http://twitter.com/longbottle/statuses/5760464608&quot;&gt;#&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/li&gt; &lt;li&gt;&lt;em&gt;05:16&lt;/em&gt; It annoys me that people assume someone my age would be married and/or have children. Why would I want to ruin my life at a &amp;quot;young&amp;quot; age?! &lt;a href=&quot;http://twitter.com/longbottle/statuses/5761736158&quot;&gt;#&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/li&gt; &lt;li&gt;&lt;em&gt;06:51&lt;/em&gt; And people wonder why I keep it in my pants: &lt;a href=&quot;http://bit.ly/pxXDj&quot;&gt;bit.ly/pxXDj&lt;/a&gt; &lt;a href=&quot;http://twitter.com/longbottle/statuses/5763041446&quot;&gt;#&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/li&gt; &lt;li&gt;&lt;em&gt;07:41&lt;/em&gt; Lately, I am in an ill humor. &lt;a href=&quot;http://twitter.com/longbottle/statuses/5763870710&quot;&gt;#&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/li&gt; &lt;li&gt;&lt;em&gt;07:42&lt;/em&gt; New Doctor Who (Waters Of MArs) is out! Yaaaaaay! &lt;a href=&quot;http://twitter.com/longbottle/statuses/5763889506&quot;&gt;#&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/li&gt; &lt;li&gt;&lt;em&gt;07:47&lt;/em&gt; If financial reasons didn&apos;t force me to go to work, I don&apos;t think I&apos;d ever leave the house again. I&apos;m becoming very much a sociopath. &lt;a href=&quot;http://twitter.com/longbottle/statuses/5763981966&quot;&gt;#&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/li&gt; &lt;li&gt;&lt;em&gt;07:49&lt;/em&gt; Speaking of sociopathy, does anyone know if it&apos;s a protected mental disability? I&apos;d love to be able to not get fired for being me. &lt;a href=&quot;http://twitter.com/longbottle/statuses/5764012793&quot;&gt;#&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/li&gt; &lt;li&gt;&lt;em&gt;07:52&lt;/em&gt; RT @luis2010 Finally, webOS Gets a Facebook App &lt;a href=&quot;http://ow.ly/161ZGb&quot;&gt;ow.ly/161ZGb&lt;/a&gt; - Very cool, about time! &lt;a href=&quot;http://twitter.com/longbottle/statuses/5764074342&quot;&gt;#&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/li&gt; &lt;li&gt;&lt;em&gt;07:56&lt;/em&gt; The Facebook unlinking links in statuses cross-posted from Twitter feeds thing is getting old. &lt;a href=&quot;ht tp://twitter.com/longbottle/statuses/5764146465&quot;&gt;#&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/li&gt; &lt;li&gt;&lt;em&gt;07:57&lt;/em&gt; This expresses exactly how I feel lately: &lt;a href=&quot;http://bit.ly/2xJsy&quot;&gt;bit.ly/2xJsy&lt;/a&gt; &lt;a href=&quot;http://twitter.com/longbottle/statuses/5764170125&quot;&gt;#&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/li&gt; &lt;li&gt;&lt;em&gt;08:01&lt;/em&gt; I like Twitter. It allows me to keep people both immediately at hand, and light-years away at the same time. &lt;a href=&quot;http://twitter.com/longbottle/statuses/5764236278&quot;&gt;#&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/li&gt; &lt;li&gt;&lt;em&gt;08:04&lt;/em&gt; And now for sleep. I have been dreaming lately (unusual for me). I hope that trend doesn&apos;t continue, it&apos;s irksome. &lt;a href=&quot;http://twitter.com/longbottle/statuses/5764310421&quot;&gt;#&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/li&gt; &lt;li&gt;&lt;em&gt;08:08&lt;/em&gt; A final thought: &lt;a href=&quot;http://twitter.com/longbottle/statuses/5764370980&quot;&gt;#&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/li&gt; &lt;li&gt;&lt;em&gt;08:08&lt;/em&gt; My interpersonal relationships tend to follow a fairly predictable parabolic pattern. &lt;a href=&quot;http://twitter.com/longbottle/statuses/5764381046&quot;&gt;#&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/li&gt; &lt;li&gt;&lt;em&gt;08:09&lt;/em&gt; People meet me, like me, and then grow sick &lt;br /&gt; of me and drift off (or conversely, I find myself unable to tolerate THEM). &lt;a href=&quot;http://twitter.com/longbottle/statuses/5764396411&quot;&gt;#&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/li&gt; &lt;li&gt;&lt;em&gt;08:10&lt;/em&gt; And now for rest. &lt;a href=&quot;http://twitter.com/longbottle/statuses/5764408731&quot;&gt;#&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/li&gt; &lt;li&gt;&lt;em&gt;19:43&lt;/em&gt; &lt;a href=&quot;http://twitpic.com/pt29l&quot;&gt;twitpic.com/pt29l&lt;/a&gt; There is but ONE Kirk! And his first name is James T.! &lt;a href=&quot;http://twitter.com/longbottle/statuses/5781462933&quot;&gt;#&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/li&gt; &lt;li&gt;&lt;em&gt;20:08&lt;/em&gt; Best kids&apos; science-fantasy movie of the 80s: The Last Starfighter or Explorers? Discuss! &lt;a href=&quot;http://twitter.com/longbottle/statuses/5782134034&quot;&gt;#&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/li&gt; &lt;li&gt;&lt;em&gt;20:15&lt;/em&gt; Thank god I didn&apos;t have to close with crackhead again tonight. I&apos;d probably have murdered him if I did. &lt;a href=&quot;http://twitter.com/longbottle/statuses/5782315760&quot;&gt;#&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/li&gt; &lt;li&gt;&lt;em&gt;20:33&lt;/em&gt; Time for a &amp;quot;hey, remeber that?!&amp;quot; moment. Rememeber the dinosaur cartoons of the 80s? Dink, Denver, Land Before Time? What happened&lt;br /&gt;  to them? &lt;a href=&quot;http://twitter.com/longbottle/statuses/5782778895&quot;&gt;#&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/li&gt;&lt;/ul&gt;Automatically posted by &lt;a href=&quot;http://www.loudtwitter.com&quot;&gt;LoudTwitter&lt;/a&gt;</description>
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